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   messageicon Today I am WONDER WOMAN ... I will wrap my head and wrists in foil, stuff my Bra, hike up my grannie panties, and I will wonder.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 12:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wasn't speeding officer, but I passed several people who were!
←Rate | 04-29-2013 11:59 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Billy Joel is singing "I Don't Want Clever Conversation I Want You Just The Way You Are". Is he replying that she's stupid?
←Rate | 04-09-2013 12:33 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna have my testicles tattooed. Gonna name them sweet n low.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the seriousness going on in the world, its imperative I let you know that a sex addict can always beat his addiction
←Rate | 09-14-2015 20:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people call me and ask "WHO IS THIS?"
←Rate | 09-24-2012 16:45 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton says "How high do you have to build a wall to keep out the internet?" She's nuts comparing the internet to illegal immigrants. God help us.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 05:24 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon One of the biggest lies ever told; The Doctor will be with you in a couple of Minutes.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 15:16 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there is water in a watermelon, then whats in a kumquat?
←Rate | 11-06-2013 05:25 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
←Rate | 09-23-2012 21:05 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon First the Jerk cut me off in traffic, then stole my parking space, then his stupid car got paint all over my key!
←Rate | 02-24-2013 12:44 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? …………………….. with Duct Tape
←Rate | 04-18-2013 18:10 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying. "If you build it...they will come"?
←Rate | 11-06-2013 16:23 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's colder than a tin toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!
←Rate | 01-02-2013 12:01 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
←Rate | 03-21-2014 08:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The stripper was getting tired of the same old thong and dance.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 07:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
←Rate | 12-10-2012 12:39 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon it normal that one of my balls is bigger then the other two?
←Rate | 11-07-2013 13:40 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won’t do as she is told
←Rate | 05-27-2014 11:09 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 19:46 by MWC Comments (2)  



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