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   messageicon just depressed:( I mean come on, really who took my crayons?
←Rate | 10-09-2010 19:59 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I plead contemporary insanity.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 17:37 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confucius Say...Women who wear Wonderbra make mountains out of molehills.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 15:44 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good girls bend at the kness. BAD girls bend at the waist. ;)
←Rate | 09-23-2010 17:36 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ran into her ex today...put it in reverse and got his new girlfriend, too!!! ;)
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:25 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "Today was a good day. I didn't have to slap anybody."
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:14 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
←Rate | 09-23-2010 17:41 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know there are boy ladybugs, but what do you call them?
←Rate | 10-01-2010 14:19 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 15:50 by Heather25 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I'm from a small town full of gossip. I used to catch up whenever I talked to my folks. Now whenever they tell me something, I already know. Thanks Facebook.
←Rate | 12-07-2010 15:26 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well someone has to be sober.......NOT IT!
←Rate | 12-10-2010 15:06 by Heather25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession. "Who died?" he asked a nearby local. "I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."
←Rate | 12-03-2010 08:42 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does not set out to shock or offend anyone, but also does not do anything to prevent it.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 13:51 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 14:06 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. ;)
←Rate | 09-23-2010 17:39 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks given the choice between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, I would prefer Parkinson's. I would rather spill a little beer rather than forget where I put it.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 13:37 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering: do doggies ever do it people-style???
←Rate | 10-12-2010 18:02 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Playing Wheel Of Fortune- Phrase G_F_CK Y_ _RS_LF ..would you like to solve or would you like to buy a vowel??
←Rate | 12-03-2010 11:49 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.
←Rate | 09-27-2010 03:52 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aren't you ever tired of having yourself around??
←Rate | 11-11-2010 18:06 by Heather25 Comments (0)  



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