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   messageicon Setting up eggs on the fence and letting the kids shoot at 'em with paintball guns. That's how we do it in the country!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:52 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know if you roll down fast and steady enough, it gives the illusion of electric windows.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 21:22 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I'm sitting on bleachers and Half my nutsack falls asleep!WTF
←Rate | 12-27-2011 15:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll baffle them with brilliance, then I'll let you talk.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 18:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't tell my Father that I work in the oil patch..he thinks I'm a piano player in a whore house.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 23:51 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The workin man blues, is being wide awake before 5am on your day off.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 08:26 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon as of today I will no longer use "lol" after my comments or posts...I will now use "snicker".
←Rate | 11-13-2010 01:12 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon utilizing a fake phone call to avoid being solicited at the pump.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the deadbeat dads and sperm donors this Father's Day. Unbeknownst to you, there are kids everywhere that are becoming AMAZING PEOPLE because they want to be nothing like you.
←Rate | 06-15-2014 13:15 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?
←Rate | 10-19-2010 23:00 by goodeolboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon Just rubbed the blue dot from the National Enquirer (fingers crossed).
←Rate | 03-30-2012 22:05 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're country, when the smell of a dairy reminds you of Oreos.
←Rate | 03-05-2014 15:08 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon . "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:45 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I quit smoking by switching to sunflower seeds. Cured my smoking habit, but now I have a strange desire to want to sh!t on newspaper...
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I ask that everyone read my posts in the voice of Forrest Gump.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 12:32 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be a good day if one could afford to even shoot their Ak ;)
←Rate | 11-16-2013 15:22 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heads up folks. Apparently the little AAA stickers don't count as "proof" of insurance. That is all...
←Rate | 01-31-2012 15:33 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the guy next to me at the rest-area urinal...The fact that you still have your sunglasses on kinda creeps me out.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 13:20 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kind of shocked more professional fisherman aren't driving metal flaked vehicles as well.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 22:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the day in some households, that colored eggs get dumped in the trash. Because enough is enough.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 12:28 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  



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