Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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The Comedy Awards is on tonight, don't know what category it would be in but the Rebecca Black video needs to be nominated for SOMETHING!
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04-10-2011 17:48
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Clearly - Tiger Woods is getting laid again......
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04-10-2011 17:45 by Bill
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Tiger's best 18 holes since Elin found out about the other 18 holes he was playing...
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04-10-2011 17:42
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April Fools' Day was the worst day ever to have a heart attack
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04-10-2011 17:42
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Never say never...Unless someone asks if you're going to see the new Justin Bieber film
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04-10-2011 17:39 by Destin
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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass
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04-10-2011 17:37 by Dstiny
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Friends don't let friends get tagged in pictures which can cause breakups.
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04-10-2011 17:36 by dstny
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My internet is so slow today that it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
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04-10-2011 17:34 by Dstny
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My sister came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Playstation.
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04-10-2011 17:31 by Destiinyy
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I don't give a crap, But If I did give out crap. You'd be the first person I'd give it to
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04-10-2011 17:28 by Destiny.
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Why is it so hard for to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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04-10-2011 17:27 by Destiny.
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I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
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04-10-2011 17:23 by Destiiny.
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BREAKING NEWS: Two cars had an accident in Mexico. 40 people died
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04-10-2011 17:22 by Destiiny
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You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
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04-10-2011 17:18 by Destiiny
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BOB THE BUILDER CAN WE FIX IT! Bob: ummm not right now I'm on facebook
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04-10-2011 17:14 by Destiiny
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My Internet was down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are so fu*kin irresponsible
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04-10-2011 17:11 by Destiiny
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Dealing with haters is all about mind over matter. I don't mind cuz you don't matter.
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04-10-2011 17:09 by punkie
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Me: grandma, have you seen my pills? they were labelled LSD. Grandma: Fu*k the pills, have you seen the purple dragons in the kitchen..
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04-10-2011 17:09 by Destiiny
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Stress is the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living $H!T out of some jerk who desperately deserves it
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04-10-2011 17:05 by Destiiny
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Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you..sincerely.. Dont forget to tag me
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04-10-2011 17:03 by .
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