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Starting to doubt if Lage Gaga is a drag queen
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04-11-2011 11:50
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I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you.
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04-11-2011 11:26 by
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offensive and creative like handicap porn…
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04-11-2011 10:44 by
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Rain on a Monday, in spite of the fact we need the rain, is unacceptable. Mother Nature will be hearing from my attorney.
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04-11-2011 09:45 by
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That inopportune moment when you notice the "For a good time call" # on the bathroom wall is your girlfriend's cell #.
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04-11-2011 08:19
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That odd moment when you sober up and realized you poked your sister on facebook last night.
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04-11-2011 07:38
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My imaginary friend Dan is a terrible wingman.
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04-11-2011 07:35
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My 2 lesbian neighbour got me a watch for my birthday :/ I think they misunderstood me when they asked to me what do you want for birthday and I said: I WANNA WATCH!!
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04-11-2011 06:31
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I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.
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04-11-2011 05:23
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I have to put my belt on with a boomerang.
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04-11-2011 05:15
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Nothing is impossible as long as you don't have to do it yourself
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04-11-2011 05:08
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Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
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04-11-2011 05:02
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I live in a house that is on the median strip of the highway. The only thing I don't like about it is I have to leave my driveway doing 60 mph.
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04-11-2011 04:41
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the 'S'
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04-11-2011 04:37
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom
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04-11-2011 04:33
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Middle age is when you're cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
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04-11-2011 04:24
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Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines!
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04-11-2011 04:18
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others
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04-11-2011 04:17
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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04-11-2011 04:17
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I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
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