Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   After being bored to death with the Royal Wedding and the Beatification of the Pope, finally something worth watching on TV. Come on CNN I want all the gory details and footage on the death of Osama Bin Laden. This I can watch for days.

   'Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Winston Churchill. War on terror is not over yet!

   When you cut the head off a snake, it doesn't die right away, it's still dangerous. The war on terror is NOT over, just yet.

   Wait, since Bin Laden's dead, who will protect us from the Jersey Shore??

   Obama, our marijuana laws are causing a dilema. Half of us can not find our car keys, could use a little help, sincerely, California

   Right now Bin Laden is in Hell with his 72 "virgins" cursing the iPhone app "use current location" and wondering why nobody showed him the fine print in the Qu'ran stating that the "virgins" were never specified as being female... or human, for that matte

   What do want to bet there's going to be a lot of revenge attacks over the next few months?

   Call of Duty: Black Ops trained soldiers kill Bin Laden

   Thinks we should we get MAURY involved to confirm Osama's DNA?!?!

   i bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to 'use current location'...

   Bin Laden got shot in the head .. first shot missed and went through his ears

   Now we have no excuse to go overseas for foreign oil.. Back To The Future 2 had it right...We should be using Mr. Fusion as a source of power and energy by now! >_<

   I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. - Mark Twain

   Looks like bin laden picked the wrong day to try on his British army gear...

   That awkward moment when the newscaster confuses the name Obama with Osama

   singing, "Nah-nah-nah nah. Nah-nah-nah nah. Hey, hey-hey. Goodbye!"

   ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Justin Bieber

   I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell

   sayin...I hope all of Osama's Vigins look like Janet Reno!!!

   Its official..Obama IS black... he finally killed someone.