Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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“When it Absowutewy, Positivewy has to be thewe ovewnight." ~ FuddEx
Today I realised that I am spending too much time chatting... someone told me a really funny joke... and I almost said LOL instead of laughing!
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06-25-2011 14:26
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True fact of the day: On March 13, 1781 Uranus was discovered ........ ha ha Uranus
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02-14-2011 16:02
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Happy first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or following the Vernal Equinox!
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04-24-2011 14:25 by Hot Tea
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USA has confirmed the death of Osama Bin Laden. See what they're capable of when the Playstation Network is down?!
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05-02-2011 16:23
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Saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him.
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12-22-2021 19:15 by MM
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Who remembers when we had a census of a coming ice age, so the government & EPA made all vehicles get catalitic converters that made cars get less milage & use more gas, which made more pollution so we had to stop acid rain,&ozone holes. SCIENCE RULES lol
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04-29-2017 20:47
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Crying about the NFL and not focusing on anything else is suppose to make America great again?
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09-26-2017 11:46
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
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02-23-2021 11:47
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I'd wait in line to slap you for waiting in line for the new iPhone.
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11-06-2017 01:25
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Other than the economy, climate, civil rights, and security, we're going to be fine.
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11-09-2016 11:42
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Elvis Presley moved Priscilla to his house when she was 14 years old. Where's the outrage over this?
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03-07-2019 19:21
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"Where the hell are all the moths coming from?" -- Thomas Edison 1879
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09-23-2021 14:08
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While watching him give a speech on TV, I increased the brightness but it didn't work.
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04-05-2020 23:43
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Today, my friend from school was saying how her 'nano' died. I quickly responded by saying "so? recharge it." Turns out she didn't say 'nano', she said 'nana'. dammit....
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09-29-2009 23:01 by Seagren
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Me? Behave? Seriously... As a child I saw Tarzan strolling naked. Cinderella arrived home after midnight. Pinocchio told lies. Aladdin was a thief. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour. Snow White lived in a house with 7 men. It's not my fault!
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09-06-2011 16:22
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Lots of Catholics are crazy upset about Lennay Kekua being fake. Wait'll they find out about Jesus.
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01-17-2013 15:47
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Sorry there will be no April Fools day prank coming out of the white house. They already did by putting Trump in office.
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04-02-2017 00:35
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love Independence Day! But it pales in comparison to my Dependence Day, that is the day I decided to depend on God and not myself. Talk about true freedom!
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07-02-2010 07:20
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A. B. C. D. E. F. G. Someone should've told you not to fu ck with me
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05-03-2010 23:21 by one
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