Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man!
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05-02-2011 16:19
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Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
Navy Seals: The expert exterminators.
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05-02-2011 15:59
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bin Laden's last words..."hey, did you hear your Iphone is secretly tracking where you are, crazy right?"
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05-02-2011 15:41
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The last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens mind was a bullet.
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05-02-2011 15:24
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Colgate sucks,i prefer use photoshop whitening!
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05-02-2011 15:18
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Using a very sophisticated algorithm, I have determined that the taxes that were deducted on my Oct 22 paycheck were used to purchase the bullet used to end Osama's life. You may thank me now, or just send money in lieu of a thank you.
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05-02-2011 15:07
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Osama may be dead.. but hes still blowing up my newsfeed
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05-02-2011 15:03 by ghhh
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Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch
Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.
Dear conspiracy theorists, you may take the night off and start your 1st amendment right to rant idocies tomorrow, let us patriots have our moment! God bless the U.S!
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05-02-2011 14:46
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Whenever I get called for jury duty.., I wear my American flag onesie so the lawyers know my brand of justice is pure.
Dumped his body in the ocean? WTF? Who's been watching Sopranos reruns again...
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05-02-2011 14:37
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1. Playstation network hacked by someone in San Diego. 2. Navy SEALS are based near San Diego. 3. Bin Laden shot dead next to a PS3. = A good job by the SEALS but now Sony wants a word with the SEALS....... And they do not look happy!
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05-02-2011 14:27
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I bet there was a lot of cabs and 711's shutdown today,due to mourning.
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05-02-2011 14:19
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I was offered a job today.......Al Qaeda need,s a new leader...I had to turn it down ....couldn't get life insurance
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05-02-2011 14:18 by XBbios
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Now that we found Osama, it's time to find Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and Elvis.
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05-02-2011 14:08
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They dropped megatron into the ocean...and we all know how that went.
Pakistan... An oasis on the coastline of the Arabian sea specializing in the comfort of terrorists seeking an extended lavish getaway.
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05-02-2011 13:36 by gotcha
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wondering if the special forces soldiers answered "house keeping" when Bin Laden asked "who's there"?
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05-02-2011 13:26
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