Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man!

   Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

   Navy Seals: The expert exterminators.

   bin Laden's last words..."hey, did you hear your Iphone is secretly tracking where you are, crazy right?"

   The last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens mind was a bullet.

   Colgate sucks,i prefer use photoshop whitening!

   Using a very sophisticated algorithm, I have determined that the taxes that were deducted on my Oct 22 paycheck were used to purchase the bullet used to end Osama's life. You may thank me now, or just send money in lieu of a thank you.

   Osama may be dead.. but hes still blowing up my newsfeed

   Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch

   Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.

   Dear conspiracy theorists, you may take the night off and start your 1st amendment right to rant idocies tomorrow, let us patriots have our moment! God bless the U.S!

   Whenever I get called for jury duty.., I wear my American flag onesie so the lawyers know my brand of justice is pure.

   Dumped his body in the ocean? WTF? Who's been watching Sopranos reruns again...

   1. Playstation network hacked by someone in San Diego. 2. Navy SEALS are based near San Diego. 3. Bin Laden shot dead next to a PS3. = A good job by the SEALS but now Sony wants a word with the SEALS....... And they do not look happy!

   I bet there was a lot of cabs and 711's shutdown today,due to mourning.

   I was offered a job today.......Al Qaeda need,s a new leader...I had to turn it down ....couldn't get life insurance

   Now that we found Osama, it's time to find Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and Elvis.

   They dropped megatron into the ocean...and we all know how that went.

   Pakistan... An oasis on the coastline of the Arabian sea specializing in the comfort of terrorists seeking an extended lavish getaway.

   wondering if the special forces soldiers answered "house keeping" when Bin Laden asked "who's there"?