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   messageicon Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have
←Rate | 11-21-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood ... In 2011: he died of hunger.
←Rate | 07-25-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love finding money in my clothes…..its like a gift from me.. to me. 
←Rate | 01-02-2012 17:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of my job for a week every month!"The tampon replies, "yeah? And when you don't do your damn job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!!"
←Rate | 04-14-2011 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do some men feel the need to make his woman jealous of other beautiful girls? A real man should be making other beautiful girls jealous of his woman!!
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice try "blocked" number, but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.
←Rate | 05-26-2014 21:23 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon No one can change a person, but someone can be a person`s reason to change
←Rate | 06-24-2011 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone says "be honest" what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy s$it Karma, how much longer till we’re all squared up?
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My gf won’t get the remote that’s in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she’d be shopping already.
←Rate | 12-23-2015 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon f people who shop at Walmart, “Save Money. Live Better.” Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only obstacle to following my dreams is the alarm clock...
←Rate | 09-10-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the 90's baby's, with no babies!
←Rate | 08-02-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter, The creators of SPONGEBOB were obviously high.
←Rate | 03-30-2012 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They need to make a breathalyzer app for my phone... After 10pm, I'm usually above the legal limit to text message.
←Rate | 06-28-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my American friends 9/11 will never be forgotten. ... much like 7/11/95 to my countrymen in Bosnia...RiP to all 8.980 that lost their lives in Srebrenica massacer and may God be with their families
←Rate | 07-11-2013 21:03 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Do NOT lower your standards to "keep" anyone. Make them meet you at YOUR level. Self respect is power.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gave a pint of blood yesterday. I hate mosquito season.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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