Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Today I ate a salad and got a ton of sleep. I don't think my body is used to either and may possibly be rejecting both.
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05-15-2011 09:16
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some say that Justin Bieber is the father of Rebecca Blacks baby....but its not true...There is no way 1 girl can impregnate another
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05-15-2011 08:52
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the comfort I get from bringing my own pillow on the plane doesn't quite outweigh the shame of carrying my own pillow thru the airport
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05-15-2011 08:44
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It's called BE-YOU-tiful, not BE-FAKE-tiful...
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05-15-2011 08:20
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wondering if Saddam ever said to Osama 'What you need to do is employ people who look exactly like you so they can be found instead.'
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05-15-2011 07:57
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Wonderbra: So named because once you get it off her, you wonder where the boobs went.
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05-15-2011 07:21
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if you have time to update your status as "very busy", then you obviously exaggerated.
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05-15-2011 07:17
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if you post that you are sleeping, you are clearly a liar.
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05-15-2011 07:15
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Its hard to work when the theme song to the Gummi Bears cartoon is running through your head
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05-15-2011 05:47 by flinnie
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wonderbra was designed by Harry Houdini
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05-15-2011 05:03 by mdu
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The awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself..!!
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05-15-2011 04:30
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Everyone has their obsession, consuming thoughts,consuming time
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05-15-2011 03:48 by T-rex
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Who can really hear themselves thinking?
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05-15-2011 03:45 by T-rex
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What others perceive,what others think,what does that has to do with you? World's a game,why you should be playing by their rules
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05-15-2011 03:34 by T
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realized that alcohol is not the answer,it just makes you forget the question
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05-15-2011 03:28 by T
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condoms please; --need a bag?; --no need, this time she's not that ugly
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05-15-2011 01:18 by XBbios
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Chivalry is dead. And women killed it.
has beat anorexia, thanks everyone for your support, now pass the bacon buffet
They say, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get". Maybe its just me but........wont you get........chocolate??
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05-14-2011 21:03
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to do list- 1) shoot video confession. 2) sign over house and children to the bank. 3) make fritters for Parole Officer.
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05-14-2011 20:59
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