Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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he loves heavy metal ... gold , steel and lead are his favourites
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05-23-2011 15:39 by vvvvvv
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Harold camping: turning the world atheist, 1 bogus prediction at a time
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05-23-2011 15:26
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Fella's: If your wife says she might be pregnant. Saying"I am pro choice" Is frowned upon......apparently!
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05-23-2011 15:21 by RUDEDOG
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Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, a lot of which you really don't want to see.
This guy's all like "I think you've had enough beers for one night." Then I'm all "Scrw you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."
Kharma, what did I do to deserve this?! ...Oh, now I remember. Carry on then.
I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?
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05-23-2011 12:48
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I bet Harold Camping's church service Sunday was pretty awkward.
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05-23-2011 12:20
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''Its difficult not to judge urself by someone else's reaction''
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05-23-2011 11:59 by daph®
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wonders why Monopoly never gave us any explanation as to why we had to "Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200". Seriously, what the hell was that about?
Proctalgia Fugax Is A Pain In The Butt.
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05-23-2011 11:30
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong you really need to upgrade from basic cable.
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05-23-2011 10:50
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If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it's about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city
Just denied 47 requests to play FarmVille, apparently I need new friends.
Google turned 12 this year, so now we have 1 more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything!
“HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!” Dude, is your caps lock having a seizure?
Harold Camping should star in Southwest Airlines next "Want To Get Away" commercial.
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05-23-2011 09:35
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just asked what he felt the moment he pulled the trigger and killed Bin Ladin. His answer was "Recoil"
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05-23-2011 09:28
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expierencing difficulties coping with the limbostic stages of his transitional existence.
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05-23-2011 08:27 by Name
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