Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Well, Dwayne Johnson has COVID. Coronavirus really hit Rock Bottom.
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09-12-2020 07:55 by DaWorb
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Men must have ex 22 times a month in order to not be a risk of prostate problems
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10-02-2020 14:11
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Twisted Tea is the new Can of Whoop-ass.
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12-29-2020 15:39
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When this pandemic is over, I’m going to French kiss every escalator handrail at the mall
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01-04-2021 08:09
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It snowed in Texas for the first time ever. That's cold.
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02-15-2021 15:37
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my coffee this morning taste a bit Islamic
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06-17-2016 08:23
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Brexit, is a British expression. Translated into American, Brexit means "Money exiting my 401k."
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06-28-2016 15:00
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Sorry Britain ..... The United States won the "Exit Race" by leaving European control way back on July 4, 1776. However ... let's all celebrate our Independence this Independence Day!
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07-03-2016 13:26
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The female Praying Mantis devours the male immediately after mating ...... While a Human female prefers to spread it out over an entire lifetime.
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07-09-2016 12:24
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Question: Is military coup an option for the 2016 US presidential election?
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07-17-2016 14:41
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If Peter Parker's occupation isn't as a web designer in the new Spider-Man movie I officially give up....
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07-21-2016 00:23
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Bill O'Reilly has a good point. I mean, without slavery, some of those people could have ended working for a monster like Bill O'Reilly.
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07-28-2016 20:11
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Spoiler Alert!!! If you're reading this, you're a huge part of the problem.
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08-04-2016 14:32
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Did you know that women named Laverne can give you a blow job with or without teeth.
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08-04-2016 14:36
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Finally joined Tinder 'cause I've always wanted to date a white girl named Jazz.
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08-29-2016 04:36
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[Ship Sinking] Captain:We're short on boats, so women & children first... *Guy rubs chin *coughs* I identify as a woman.... Men echo:I'm a woman too!
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08-29-2016 21:50 by Snotty
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It's not called looting under this administration. . .we are calling it revenge shopping
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09-24-2016 06:27
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
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10-01-2016 12:10
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OK ...... Somebody wake up the guy from Green Day ..... September just ended .....
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10-01-2016 22:15
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A coworker stopped by to inform me she had lost 30 pounds. As I watched her walk away I realize I had just found the 30 pounds.
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10-10-2016 10:00
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