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I think Melania deserves a 130,000 dollar shopping spree for her birthday.
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04-29-2018 20:19
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I had a protein shake for breakfast and now I communicate only by flipping tables.
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08-23-2018 15:20
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In Greek mythology, the half-man half-horse creature would gallop around and shout obscenities so that he could be the centaur of attention.
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06-21-2016 04:17
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"Trump University is my first choice and University of Phoenix is my safety school." --A scholastically challenged person in 2007
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06-21-2016 15:16
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I would like to officially nominate Cersei Lannister to be the one to finally separate Church and State .... Once and For All!!!
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06-29-2016 20:53
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Just wondering if Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps will be even more patriotic this Fourth of July.
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07-01-2016 16:36
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Black Jives Shatter
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07-08-2016 11:02
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House of Representatives 2016: Shooting off guns -- do nothing. Shooting off emails -- hold thorough televised investigative hearings.
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07-08-2016 14:45
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Your credit history may be a determining factor when applying for a loan or to be a future Trump supporter.
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07-10-2016 05:42
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"What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?" ------------ Melania Trump's testimony at the Benghazi Hearings on May 8, 2013
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07-20-2016 10:55
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Cracker Barrel commercials brag about their mac and cheese because everything else sucks.
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08-05-2016 17:57
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My drunk Uncle Jerry was runner up for Trump's new campaign manager.
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08-20-2016 20:50
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so Trump is off to visit Mexico?. I hope his security detail is up to scratch.
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08-31-2016 09:33
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Trump promises to give generals 30 days to create a plan to defeat ISIS. He also wants them to create a perfume and shoot the ads or they'll be fired.
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09-09-2016 15:53
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As a trick this halloween I'm giving out caramel onions as treats.
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10-25-2017 03:42 by
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When there's a new woman at the house, and the dog doesn't stick his nose in her crotch, then I pass too.
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10-27-2017 15:08 by
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I go to restaurants where the waiter takes your order, and then purposely walks by your table with plates of what you could have ordered.
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10-30-2017 15:16
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Steve Bannon and Harvey Weinstein look like they went face shopping together.
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01-23-2018 15:47
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Ending chain migration is a long way to go just to avoid your in-laws.
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03-03-2018 22:56
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☆ List of things that will Make America Great Again ☆ 1. Dinosaurs
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03-11-2018 10:33
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