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Apparently today is Mother-In-Law day. Who knew
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10-25-2015 07:25
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A mans apology after he argues with his woman is "you want something from the store?" or " are you hungry?"
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12-24-2013 05:30
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Yeah I would delete all the irrelevant sh*t so that my readers would not have to be exposed to it.
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02-04-2014 12:33
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Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself that you're dying
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02-04-2014 22:01
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I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.
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02-13-2014 01:03 by
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wait till they get a load of me.. or is that from me.. I can never get that line right
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01-25-2016 17:47
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I don't want to be famous. I just want to be "your death is trending" famous.
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02-13-2016 22:52
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I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy.
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02-16-2016 17:06 by
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Most people on their 16th Birthday get a car, I got an inflatable dinosaur costume and not gonna lie, I'm in love.
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02-23-2016 00:33
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Who wants to babysit for the Duggars' and the Romney's at the same time?
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02-28-2016 03:11
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I'm tired of forced interactions and unnecessary communications, just saying!
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02-29-2016 20:14
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Ted Cruz is being accused of Bad Lip reading on a Youtube channel, so let's see him battle it out on Lip Sync Battle.
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03-05-2016 16:10
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Love it!!! Autocorrect in 2016 still has not yet figured out how much I swear and how rarely I talk about ducks.
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03-14-2016 20:21
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Vodka is tricky, cause 1 second you think you're a supreme heavyweight and it's not effecting you, & the next you are chatting up a chair.
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03-15-2016 01:35
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My inner dreams tied up my fairy godmother, then kidnapped a leprechaun and are terrorizing the neighborhood 7-11 store.
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04-08-2016 06:44
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I'd like a service that a nurse will come to my house at 5am and give me an IV so my hangover is gone by 7am when I have to be to work.
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04-10-2016 00:38
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Interesting Fact: People who say "Suck my genitals".....95% women and 5% men.
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05-01-2016 14:56
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Honey .... Does this big belly make me look fat?
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05-10-2016 21:06
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Sticks and stones may brake my bones ... But names will never hurt me!! ..... Except SLUT ....... The word SLUT really hurts ...
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05-12-2016 14:21
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A doggy day care but for humans.
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05-13-2016 12:41
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