Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Algebra, Chemistry, and Physics, are a few things that have driven more women to the poles than the Suffrage movement...
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12-22-2010 11:04
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Anyone else put snowballs in the freezer in anticipation of a snowball fight you don't plan on losing?
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12-24-2010 11:12
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anyone on Myspace anymore? I wonder if Tom is on facebook....
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01-16-2011 08:44 by cgd93
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says welcome to Facebook... Your mortgage is past due.
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01-20-2011 19:29 by MikeM23
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When I have visitors in town, my tour guide instincts kick in and I show them as much as I can. “That's the grocery store I go to.” “I work out there.” “I've made out with a girl on that bench.” “I've peed behind that dumpster." I hope
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09-15-2010 21:14
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some people are so stupid, if their brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M
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09-21-2010 09:14
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All I needed was the kit but they made me buy the whole kaboodle.
I just played FARKLE against somebody from across the World, and yet we had a mutual friend! My opponent knows Pamela Anderson too!
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10-19-2010 08:39 by Jeff W
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thinks you are so dull that even watching you choke on a knife would be boring.
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12-06-2009 16:14
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Thinks your haircut looked better before the 'cutting' part.
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12-06-2009 17:27 by Melissa
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a procrastinator... ehh i'll finish this post later
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12-11-2009 00:34 by chas
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the economy is soo bad that The Mafia is laying off judges...
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01-13-2010 19:06 by Hoser
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when you go to a Star Wars convention, the odds of getting a girl are good. But the goods are odd...
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01-29-2010 12:35
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the definition of Door: What my dog is perpetually on the wrong side of!
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02-05-2010 18:53 by Hot Tea
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never allowed his schooling to interfere with his education.
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02-24-2010 23:47 by abhi
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Sometimes you think a thought and just when you think that thought was not worth thinking then you think about it and after have thought the thought over will never think it again.
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02-28-2010 10:30
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wondering what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag around.
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03-07-2010 05:30
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so hot that he needs someone to become a fan!!
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03-13-2010 01:03 by predasa
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"Every leader that is willing to go forward has got to get used to getting wounded and scarred by those he's willing to live and die for."
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03-16-2010 20:52
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It said in the paper 'Sex pest wanted by Police', I rang up to see what the hours were
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03-31-2010 10:37 by Eddie
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