Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Canadian bacon is just ham wrapped in a lie
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07-06-2011 13:21 by flinnie
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Excuse me Casey Anthony, but OJ had the best murder trial of all time!!! - Kanye West
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07-06-2011 12:56
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Next up on espn , womans soc... click.
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07-06-2011 12:43 by Dopey420
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Whoever wants to kill Casey Anthony, should probably do so in Florida.
Not So Good Pick-up Line #7: Girl, your dad must be a lobster… because all your meat is in the tail!
I think I had too much to drink last night because I left the door open the whole time I was peeing. That might not sound bad, but when you're driving 65 mph, it can cause all kinds of problems.
America has Talent..but a little weak on the selection process for Jurors in Florida
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07-06-2011 12:09
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Casey Anthony tried to celebrate her acquittal last night at Chili's but waiters kept walking by singing, "I want my babyback babyback babyback... I want my babyback babyback babyback..."
I guess what I'm proudest of is my ability to make the tough choices in hypothetical situations.
The coffee maker is moving so slow, it's upsetting the space-time continuum.
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07-06-2011 11:23
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A cop tried to pull me over for not having a rear-view mirror, but I didn't see him.
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07-06-2011 10:35
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How can you look at some of the people you see in Wal-Mart and still believe in Intelligent Design?
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07-06-2011 10:33
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the next thing Casey Anthony googles better be "Self Defense"
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07-06-2011 10:26
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The jury was carefully selected based on their beliefs. Primarily, the ir belief that the Sun circles the Earth, and the preferred method of courtship is to bonk a woman over the head with a club then drag her into a cave.
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07-06-2011 09:29 by Mick
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What if they read a list of everything youve ever typed into Google before entering Heaven..
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07-06-2011 07:43
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Why even ask how my weekend was if youre just going to interrupt me halfway through to say Yeah, I saw your Facebook post.
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07-06-2011 07:40
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Heres your social security card. Its paper & has to last you forever. Dont laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
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07-06-2011 07:36
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I had a bad feeling Casey was getting off the hook when I saw the envelope the verdict was in had been sealed by duct tape.
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07-06-2011 07:36
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My neighbor knocked on my door at three in the morning! Can you believe that? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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07-06-2011 07:14
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One day... Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend.
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07-06-2011 07:12
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