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   messageicon I used to have faith in humanity...then I stepped into Wal-Mart.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how many times I've been done wrong, I'll continue to be faithful, honest, and loving; sooner or later someone will appreciate it.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 22:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible
←Rate | 07-02-2012 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these Shrek looking bit$hes, walk around thinking their the s$it.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A picture is worth a thousand words. Yours just says “slut” a thousand times in a row
←Rate | 08-11-2011 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *teacher textes student* "dear student, I know you're texting. no one would be looking a their crotch and smiling"
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Creaking floorboards have been known to ruin the plans of thousands of teenagers.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 22:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 2013, my first status will be- "Is anyone alive?!
←Rate | 01-01-2012 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Birthdays back then: Wow! Look at all these presents!. Birthdays now : Wow damn look at all these notifications!.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a “send” button; there's a “resend button; WHY ISN'T THERE AN UNSEND BUTTON?
←Rate | 10-20-2011 20:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best thing = Waking up, looking in your refrigerator and seeing a pizza box.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say "Opposites attract" but they never tell you for how long.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 13:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon guys can go 5 years without seeing eachother and reunite with a handshake and small talk...girls can't go 5 minutes without seeing eachother and reuinite with screaming, jumping around, and hugs...
←Rate | 10-12-2010 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My day so far: 1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon we only have 1 day left to make kony 2012 happen
←Rate | 12-30-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, ipods. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.
←Rate | 07-18-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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