Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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The two words that get me in the most trouble are "Why Not?"
A real friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are. All the others are just acquaintances.
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07-10-2011 14:20
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The thing about flukes is that they cannot be repeated. Case in point; Hangover 2, Ke$ha, Robert Pattison, Basic Instinct 2, Oceans 12 & 13.
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07-10-2011 14:12
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Everyone has the one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your house uses or knows anything about.
Sometimes it's better to just quietly miss someone than to let them know and still be ignored.
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07-10-2011 13:58
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When you text someone "are you still sleeping" you might as well text "wake up a$$hole."
Sleep? Must be nice!
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07-10-2011 13:45 by Mahdi H
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Yo mama so fat, she need cheat codes for Wii fit.
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07-10-2011 13:38
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It's amazing how we are very good lawyers for our own mistakes and very good Judges for other people's mistakes.
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07-10-2011 13:33
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A broken heart just hurts as much in a male chest as it does in a female chest.
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07-10-2011 13:22
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Never judge a person by what other people have told you. The person maybe gentle with you but harsh with others. The same sun which melts ice also hardens clay.
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07-10-2011 13:02
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real dogs ride in pickups, not purses....
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07-10-2011 12:49
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Good Mornin! Thanking The Man Upstairs For Waking Me Another Day..NVM It Was His Dang Kids Runnin nd Jumpin Being Hella Loud All Morning!
Oh, you were hurt in the past huh? Well, 1) we are all hurt at some point, 2) get over it and 3) I'm not the one that hurt you so don't treat me like I am.
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07-10-2011 11:40
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COURAGE does not always roar,sometimes it is that quiet voice at the end of the day that says''I will try again tomorrow''.
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07-10-2011 10:06
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We change, and love changes and best friends become strangers
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07-10-2011 08:51
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So I hear the schools are going to stop teaching cursive writing. That's OK. I can type an entire sentence without making so much as one single errot.
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07-10-2011 07:48
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so many potential future ex girlfirends, so little time.
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07-10-2011 07:31
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Ingredients of who I am today; my past, my history, my success, my triumphs, my failures, my mistakes, my regrets, my attitude and my confidence.
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07-10-2011 07:02
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I dont care if you dont like me, I am not in the business of entertaining anyone.
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07-10-2011 03:29
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