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   messageicon Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?
←Rate | 03-13-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
←Rate | 05-15-2012 02:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with you is that you damn exist.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Humans, We have called off the apocalypse after realizing that there are no brains left. Sincerely, Zombies.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 16:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline from Facebook for a few hours.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hoping the hurricane washes up jersey shore!
←Rate | 09-01-2010 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Food hits floor* Little Germs: “Let's get it!”King Germ: “No, we must wait 5 seconds!”
←Rate | 01-30-2012 20:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk
←Rate | 11-18-2012 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go deep throat a cactus.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someday I hope to solve one of the great mysteries of life, like where do socks go when you put them into the dryer?
←Rate | 06-24-2011 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon IMAGINE if Facebook, Twitter, and msn all broke at the same time. We might have to actually get lives
←Rate | 07-27-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dramatically slamming a book shut upon finishing it was way more satisfying than switching my Kindle off and gently placing it on the table.
←Rate | 10-11-2011 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon a girl ignoring you? Just ignore her ignoring you. Works every time.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon At a Birthday Party, I dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 03-30-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boy: I wear the pants in this relationship. Girl: yah but I control the damn zipper.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. 
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear women of Jersey Shore, You're making me look bad. Sincerely, Orange.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Ex texted me: "I Miss You..." So I replied: "We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a f***.......
←Rate | 03-02-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Won a time machine on eBay. Disappointed when I received a damn clock.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is worth $100 billion. That's just in lost productivity.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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