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Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?
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03-13-2012 21:08 by BEGO
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Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
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05-15-2012 02:20 by BEGO
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The problem with you is that you damn exist.
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04-26-2013 21:12 by BEGO
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Dear Humans, We have called off the apocalypse after realizing that there are no brains left. Sincerely, Zombies.
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05-04-2011 16:15 by BEGO
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Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline from Facebook for a few hours.
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05-18-2011 22:11 by BEGO
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Hoping the hurricane washes up jersey shore!
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09-01-2010 21:45 by BEGO
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*Food hits floor* Little Germs: “Let's get it!”King Germ: “No, we must wait 5 seconds!”
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01-30-2012 20:38 by BEGO
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Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk
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11-18-2012 22:48 by BEGO
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Go deep throat a cactus.
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04-17-2012 21:12 by BEGO
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Someday I hope to solve one of the great mysteries of life, like where do socks go when you put them into the dryer?
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06-24-2011 22:54 by BEGO
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IMAGINE if Facebook, Twitter, and msn all broke at the same time. We might have to actually get lives
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07-27-2011 21:47 by BEGO
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Dramatically slamming a book shut upon finishing it was way more satisfying than switching my Kindle off and gently placing it on the table.
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10-11-2011 21:19 by BEGO
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a girl ignoring you? Just ignore her ignoring you. Works every time.
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03-21-2012 21:25 by BEGO
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At a Birthday Party, I dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
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03-30-2012 21:43 by BEGO
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Boy: I wear the pants in this relationship. Girl: yah but I control the damn zipper.
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10-14-2011 21:07 by BEGO
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I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
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03-02-2012 21:12 by BEGO
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Dear women of Jersey Shore, You're making me look bad. Sincerely, Orange.
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04-23-2012 21:20 by BEGO
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My Ex texted me: "I Miss You..." So I replied: "We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a f***.......
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03-02-2012 22:09 by BEGO
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Won a time machine on eBay. Disappointed when I received a damn clock.
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07-08-2011 23:09 by BEGO
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Facebook is worth $100 billion. That's just in lost productivity.
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06-30-2011 22:33 by BEGO
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