Aaron Funny Status Messages

   A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place but in the end it couldn't because it had no guts.

   A Chicken Sandwich walks into a bar, and orders some food & beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

   Ha ha there's nobody here. I'm going to steal the internet and sell it on ebay! Oh wait....

   Ever sneeze so hard that it started raining

   80% of people reading this will not find the the mistake in this A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

   Here's a gross thought: what if you thought you were having diarrhea, but you looked down and saw the toilet filled with dead spiders?

   My girl, it's difficult to say what she does....she sells sea shells on the sea shore.

   Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night on Saturday does not prevent Sunday. There is no cure.