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Great music lives on in perpetuity to those who seek it.
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08-20-2013 09:10 by
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You only stalk the person you think you don't deserve.
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05-06-2013 00:54 by
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Woman is a question too difficult for men.
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05-27-2013 13:22
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I think a Dog & Pony Show sounds delightful, but people always use that phrase in a negative context.
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05-30-2013 23:19 by
Hugh Morris
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Stubbing your toe is only a lightswitch away.
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05-31-2013 02:47
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Just because I like to trip children that are running through the produce aisle unattended doesn't make me a bad person, Officer.
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06-07-2013 01:41
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Age is just a number and mine is unlisted.
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06-11-2013 20:55
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apparently this dude Miller was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad dude my bad.
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06-18-2013 23:35
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Its just facebook people lets try not to take to too seriously.
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11-07-2012 01:35
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People who think women are weaker than men should know that male lions only kill men when they are threatened or hungry while lionesses kill for fun.
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11-07-2012 13:16
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In my family we don't own a gravy boat ....we have a gravy tanker ship!
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11-21-2012 21:56 by
Hooch
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tries to accept the things he can't change and change the things he can't accept.
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12-02-2012 20:41 by
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"I see drunk people." - Me, playing the starring role in The Sixth Heavily-Impaired Sense
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12-08-2012 12:51
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That thin line beween ‘I love you' and bullshi t.
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12-09-2012 14:01
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who cares how it's spelled or its scientific properties....to argue over it instead of drink it tells ur losers
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12-11-2012 22:34 by
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Coz that Pope started using Twitter, Santa just created his Facebook account. Guess what, all the kids are getting clothes and Bible for Christmas :)
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12-14-2012 13:13 by
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I have spent almost half of my life trying to come up with new ways to get out of things and situations.
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12-16-2012 08:35 by
Kisstopher
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I wish giants existed because watching them walk into telephone wires would be entertaining.
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12-21-2012 09:43 by
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when a woman gets what she wants, she no longer wants that...
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12-28-2012 15:56
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Well, it looks like that huge asteroid will miss earth. I hope its not too late to contribute to my 401k..
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01-12-2013 10:03
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