Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I wonder if they get hurricanes in India? Let me call there and find out, what the number to AT&T?
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08-27-2011 20:12 by K-Mac
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They say that this planet is another world's hell. I don't know WTF I did but I'm Sorry!!!
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08-27-2011 20:00
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One good thing about hurricane Irene. The news has pre-empted NASCAR on the east coast.
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08-27-2011 19:56 by K-Mac
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- True fact about my friends: Friends are like boobs. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
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08-27-2011 19:53
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This girl just caught me staring at her, but I played it off by yelling “Cool wall behind that girl's head!”
It's all funny till the zombies come isn't it?
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08-27-2011 19:21
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Hmm, a country that's government still wears women's wigs older yes, wiser, me thinks not.
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08-27-2011 19:15
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Would it be a good thing if I woke up feeling like P.Diddy? WTF's that mean anyway?!!
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08-27-2011 19:03
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Question is: Am I responsible enough to be in charge of cooking oil after 5 beers. We shall see. If I catch the house on fire you'll all be the first to know, I'll update on the way out :D
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08-27-2011 18:57
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Glad I got boobs to catch food. Much rather do laundry than use a papertowel.
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08-27-2011 18:38
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Same old same old __ I frikkin' love weekends :D __ you're welcome!!!
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08-27-2011 18:01
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I can't imagine a world without weekends :)
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08-27-2011 18:00
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To all the people who failed out of school, just remember 2 things: 1. You tried your best! 2. I said no tomatoes on my burger, b1tch!
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08-27-2011 16:53
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I'm a White man, and working for a living was my idea.
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08-27-2011 16:48
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watching day after tomorrow and the news at the same time. its almost like watching the same thing!!!
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08-27-2011 16:31
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I woke up early this morning and it dawned on me.....OH SH!T, I betta go back to sleep! Lmao!
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08-27-2011 15:48 by RM
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attention Hot Women of Vegas...if you insist on wearing skinny, hot women clothes while visiting, please make sure you are, in fact, a skiiny, hot girl!!!
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08-27-2011 15:32 by migasjoe
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doesn't that swirling graphic the weather channels show of Irene look like a sonogram? I keep thinking the whole east coast is pregnant... and 'The Situation' is the father
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08-27-2011 15:10 by levon
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waiting to be blown by Irene ... I wonder if she swallows :)
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08-27-2011 15:06 by tmp
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When will women ever learn? You cant go on hunting for a new man when you still have pictures of your ex all over your albums. Get rid of that sh*t first.
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08-27-2011 14:41
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