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I wouldn't consider myself Single, more like I'm in a relationship with Freedom!
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04-05-2012 20:43 by BEGO
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There are friends, there is family and then there are friends that become family.
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07-01-2012 22:32 by BEGO
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A snake can shed its skin, but it will always be a snake. Remember that before allowing people back into your life.
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08-08-2016 22:27 by BEGO
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Man are like BLUETOOTH, he is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away. And women are like WI-FI, she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one.
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11-22-2011 21:54 by BEGO
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I think it's pretty funny how ppl take pictures of them selfs in bathrooms and then post it on FB
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07-12-2010 22:14 by BEGO
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U know some fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…” Others begin with “If elected, I promise…”
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08-11-2011 22:19 by BEGO
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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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04-17-2011 23:00 by BEGO
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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05-28-2012 21:14 by BEGO
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All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome.
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08-19-2012 22:29 by BEGO
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Bi&ches take pictures with bra and panties and post it for a million strangers to see. Then say they wifey material, no bi&ch you strip club material..
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04-12-2013 21:13 by BEGO
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Bud Light with lime??? What's the primary target demographic for that? Rednecks with scurvy?
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06-20-2012 21:58 by BEGO
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Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.
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05-02-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it.
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07-16-2012 22:20 by BEGO
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Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
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12-21-2012 21:06 by BEGO
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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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03-15-2011 14:22 by BEGO
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Beware of people who tell you to "get a life". They may want the one you already have.
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07-23-2011 21:44 by BEGO
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The woman who invented the phrase "All guys are the same" was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.
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09-11-2012 21:22 by BEGO
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Process of liking a song: 1 Day: I love this song! 1 Week: Hey that song's good. 1 Month: Turn that s$it off! 1 Year: OMG, I love this song!
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05-05-2012 22:47 by BEGO
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There are a few people I know whose birth certificates should be considered an apology letter to the world!
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12-27-2011 17:17 by BEGO
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I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread.
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06-25-2012 22:09 by BEGO
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