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   messageicon I wouldn't consider myself Single, more like I'm in a relationship with Freedom!
←Rate | 04-05-2012 20:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are friends, there is family and then there are friends that become family.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A snake can shed its skin, but it will always be a snake. Remember that before allowing people back into your life.
←Rate | 08-08-2016 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man are like BLUETOOTH, he is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away. And women are like WI-FI, she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one.
←Rate | 11-22-2011 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's pretty funny how ppl take pictures of them selfs in bathrooms and then post it on FB
←Rate | 07-12-2010 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon U know some fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…” Others begin with “If elected, I promise…”
←Rate | 08-11-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bi&ches take pictures with bra and panties and post it for a million strangers to see. Then say they wifey material, no bi&ch you strip club material..
←Rate | 04-12-2013 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bud Light with lime??? What's the primary target demographic for that? Rednecks with scurvy?
←Rate | 06-20-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
←Rate | 12-21-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 14:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beware of people who tell you to "get a life". They may want the one you already have.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The woman who invented the phrase "All guys are the same" was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Process of liking a song: 1 Day: I love this song! 1 Week: Hey that song's good. 1 Month: Turn that s$it off! 1 Year: OMG, I love this song!
←Rate | 05-05-2012 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are a few people I know whose birth certificates should be considered an apology letter to the world!
←Rate | 12-27-2011 17:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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