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Whenever I have a dream about someone, It's always awkward seeing them the next day.
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01-07-2012 22:09 by BEGO
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They say: "keep your friends close and your enemies closer". The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart.
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06-23-2012 22:14 by BEGO
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Just saw a guy in a Dominos uniform driving a UPS truck. This is either grand theft auto or the most epic pizza trade ever.
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07-09-2012 22:10 by BEGO
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Just got this porn called "Hot & Horny Housewives 3." Do you think I will understand what's going on if I haven't seen 1 and 2?
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08-03-2012 21:49 by BEGO
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“Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again.” (my brain)
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07-07-2011 15:04 by BEGO
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Weddings in 3 weeks, I wish I could invite all of you but the Waffle House only fits 43.
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07-26-2011 23:10 by BEGO
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I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won’t have to talk to them.
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05-14-2015 21:55 by BEGO
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WARNING: Unhealthy relationships may cause headaches, stress & a waste of your time. The cure for this is to be single.
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06-04-2012 21:49 by BEGO
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I just love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth..
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07-05-2011 22:22 by BEGO
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People like to talk about other people....it diverts the attention away from them.
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06-26-2011 22:07 by BEGO
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Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single.
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04-20-2012 21:23 by BEGO
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If you fear rejection, get a job trying to hand out free samples at the mall food court, problem solved!
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05-04-2012 21:07 by BEGO
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When I say ‘it's a long story', it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you.
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04-12-2012 19:55 by BEGO
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I can be doing all the right things and life still has a way of slapping me in the face..
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01-22-2012 21:41 by BEGO
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You're cute…That's until your 30-day photoshop trial expires.
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10-20-2011 20:15 by BEGO
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Why does your need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?
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07-13-2012 21:08 by BEGO
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hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?
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05-18-2011 22:01 by BEGO
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You can't hurry love, but you can honk the horn a few times and let it know you're waiting.
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08-11-2011 22:18 by BEGO
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Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
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10-14-2010 22:07 by BEGO
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I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back...
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06-09-2012 22:27 by BEGO
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