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   messageicon Whenever I have a dream about someone, It's always awkward seeing them the next day.
←Rate | 01-07-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say: "keep your friends close and your enemies closer". The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a guy in a Dominos uniform driving a UPS truck. This is either grand theft auto or the most epic pizza trade ever.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got this porn called "Hot & Horny Housewives 3." Do you think I will understand what's going on if I haven't seen 1 and 2?
←Rate | 08-03-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again.” (my brain)
←Rate | 07-07-2011 15:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weddings in 3 weeks, I wish I could invite all of you but the Waffle House only fits 43.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won’t have to talk to them.
←Rate | 05-14-2015 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: Unhealthy relationships may cause headaches, stress & a waste of your time. The cure for this is to be single.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People like to talk about other people....it diverts the attention away from them.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you fear rejection, get a job trying to hand out free samples at the mall food court, problem solved!
←Rate | 05-04-2012 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say ‘it's a long story', it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 19:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can be doing all the right things and life still has a way of slapping me in the face..
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're cute…That's until your 30-day photoshop trial expires.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 20:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does your need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?
←Rate | 05-18-2011 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't hurry love, but you can honk the horn a few times and let it know you're waiting.
←Rate | 08-11-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back...
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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