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   messageicon Fun fact: Trump has been President for 407 days and he just spent his 100th day playing golf
←Rate | 03-11-2018 00:22 Comments (10)  


   messageicon The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 01:34 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right Now: Fox News: Deadly bridge collapse in Miami. CNN: Trump witch hunt. MSLSD: Trump witch hunt.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 16:25 Comments (6)  


   messageicon The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.
←Rate | 03-16-2018 00:25 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Will trump list the people on welfare or social services as dependents on his tax form
←Rate | 03-16-2018 06:46 Comments (1)  


   messageicon How long do you think Tomi Lahren will wait to start sending nudes to Donald Trump Jr?
←Rate | 03-16-2018 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: I was surprised to see they have a picture of me at the art gallery. Pence: Sir, that was a mirrow.
←Rate | 03-19-2018 16:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the misspelled words trump has tweeted. I hope he never tweets "Preparing to launch." In stead of "lunch"
←Rate | 03-22-2018 20:19 by Jake Comments (3)  


   messageicon If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.
←Rate | 03-23-2018 09:41 Comments (14)  


   messageicon This might be the first time in history a husband can justify porn in his browser history. Thanks, Trump!
←Rate | 03-28-2018 23:52 by PettyTHilton Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm building a wall around New Mexico too! I don't need any New Mexicans when I'm still trying to get rid of the old ones" - Donald Trump
←Rate | 04-06-2018 23:18 Comments (2)  


   messageicon If there's one person on the planet capable of rejecting President Trump's requests (without enduring the wrath of his Twitter fury), it's Melania Trump.
←Rate | 04-09-2018 13:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a double agent goes rogue. At long last looks like Trump has turned on his Russian handlers.
←Rate | 04-12-2018 14:37 Comments (1)  


   messageicon In your face Putin. Right in your stupid face. Go Trump!! Show Putin who the real boss is.
←Rate | 04-15-2018 04:46 Comments (3)  


   messageicon What a great interview on ABC. I especially loved it when James Comey says President Trump is a serial liar, treats women like “meat” and is a “stain” on all who work for him. Greatest show ever!
←Rate | 04-16-2018 00:03 Comments (2)  


   messageicon The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.
←Rate | 04-16-2018 10:49 Comments (5)  


   messageicon I'll be back soon. I have to go to the bathroom and take a massive Trump.
←Rate | 04-16-2018 12:39 Comments (7)  


   messageicon Trump has repeatedly broken at least 4 of the 10 commandments: Adultery, theft, dishonesty, and coveting. Doesn't read the bible, go to church, ask for forgiveness from God, or repent. Yet the evangelical support him against the will of God.
←Rate | 04-19-2018 11:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump said that nobody has been tougher on Russia than him. And also, he says he's been a good and faithful husband.
←Rate | 04-19-2018 23:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know you're brainwashed when Donald Trump and FOX News have you convinced that the FBI are the bad guys and Russia are the good guys.
←Rate | 04-20-2018 15:01 Comments (1)  


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