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   messageicon If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
←Rate | 04-20-2011 23:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did.
←Rate | 04-20-2011 17:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Beautiful women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer'
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:46 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon used to hate red lights before text messaging was invented.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
←Rate | 05-07-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know doesn't give a damn about you.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God puts people in my life for a reason... & removes them from my life for a better reason.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Everyone’s middle name should be, motherfu%kin ...try it doesnt it sound so great"
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon flipping channels and saw a girl I hooked up with about a year ago on the Maury show talking about she had only been with two guys and she was 100% he was the father of her baby. It was hilarious! I stopped laughing when Maury said you are not the father
←Rate | 06-15-2010 21:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The older I get, the more I come to realize that I just don't care what the hell anyone thinks anymore.
←Rate | 01-26-2013 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, don't wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't remember the last time I heard a dial tone.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Throwing away a good relationship because of problems that can be worked out, is like throwing away a new car because of a flat tire.
←Rate | 01-04-2013 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We will probably never understand why girls fall madly in love with douchebags.
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?
←Rate | 07-28-2012 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 1969, nearly 600 million people tuned in to watch Neil Armstrong walk on the moon. Now we have 'The Bachelorette'.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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