CzovCzov Funny Status Messages

   2 entirely different phrases; each have 3 words and 8 letters: “I Love You!” vs. “Go To Hell!”

   There is no better feeling on this good, green earth than having exact change.

   I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility.

   Fellas; There is no need to have a Facebook war. There are enough women to go around on Facebook for you to have a fake relationship with.

   Kanye: Hey baby you wanna role play? Kim: Sure, that sounds super hot! Kanye: Ok, you be Kanye West

   The D matters very little if you can't give her the O.

   Ladies: If you're wearing 6-inch heels and can bend down and touch the floor without falling over, you're good to go for another drink.

   I'll admit it, the ring girls are one of the main reasons I watch boxing.

   The church squeezes money out of the people by promising them happiness in the next life if they accept misery and exploitation this one.

   Let's get naked and stay that way for a day. Or three.

   When you look at the time left on a movie and you start panicking because you feel there’s still so much left to do and so little time left.

   It's very dangerous to tweet and drive; you may end up with TYPOS!

   Dear Santa, Please define good.

   I am like a buffet, you take what you like and ignore what you dont like.

   2 girls and 1 guy, 0 self respect

   Why disappoint others, when you can disappoint yourself.

   Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour ga y.

   If anybody out there is in quarantine right now, can I come over?

   I just saw a man reading a book, so I'm basically an archeologist now.

   The way to a man's heart is through the kitchen.