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   messageicon The first rule of relationships: You don’t find out why someone was available until it’s too late.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon IMAGINE if Facebook, Twitter, and msn all broke at the same time. We might have to actually get lives.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec
←Rate | 11-11-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called 2 faced, its called growing up.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met? “Well, it all started one day when your dad ‘liked’ one of my selfies.”
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm against recycling because it makes me appear to be a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 23:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always wanted to know how long "forever" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, show me your duck lips and I'll show you some duct tape.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money can't buy you happiness. But I'd rather be unhappy in a Bentley.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer.
←Rate | 08-31-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It scares me that some of you have children.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon U know some people are like VIRUSES, they ENTER your LIFE, SCAN your POCKETS, TRANSFER your IDEAS, EDIT your MINDE, DOWNLOAD your HEART, and UPLOAD their PROBLEMS
←Rate | 05-23-2010 23:20 by BEGO Comments (9)  


   messageicon I rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 23:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How are girls hard to understand? We like Taco Bell, Starbucks, cuddling, compliments, naps, disney movies, yoga pants,and shopping
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is such a beautiful day... now watch some idiot screw it up!
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business..
←Rate | 10-25-2013 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best feeling i've ever had is making someone laugh after crying
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 22:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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