Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Bucket list: Extra crispy, a side of cheesy fries and whipped cream gravy.
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04-23-2022 22:58
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If smoking is so bad, why does it cure salmon.
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04-28-2022 01:33
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6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.
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03-21-2022 16:55
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2020 ~ 2022 Written by Stephen King, Directed by Quinten Tarantino, Soundtrack by Yoko Ono.
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04-04-2022 05:38
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Life is fork, I am soup
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04-12-2022 18:21
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On a date with my crush, trying so hard not to fart.
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04-12-2022 21:49
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He said he’d call me back in 30 minutes, it’s been 33. I just can’t deal with his lies anymore.
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04-23-2022 23:04
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I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own, and if I get up now, I’m afraid I’ll lose their trust.
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06-21-2022 00:13
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No one sees what you see, even if they see it too.
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04-26-2022 01:56
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Before social media, you could just forget that someone completely existed. Good times.
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04-11-2022 02:15
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What do you say to someone with a black eye? Nothing, they’ve already been told.
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04-11-2022 20:05
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1543 - The third booster leech isn’t working, better give him a fourth leech!
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04-17-2022 00:49
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Should’ve seen me at work today. Somewhere an OSHA Manual burst into flames.
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07-07-2022 23:36
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Have Snoop and Martha ever like…. almost?
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05-16-2022 05:47
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Back in my day, there was so much toilet paper, people used to string it up in the trees of their enemies.
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07-21-2022 05:07
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There once was a couple Depp and Heard, in who’s bed they discovered a turd. They beat each other up, without a prenup, and did drugs that they preferred.
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05-18-2022 00:46
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Daaaay-oh! Monday come and me wan go home...
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03-21-2022 16:45
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If you put trash in your pocket to avoid littering, you’re going to heaven.
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04-23-2022 23:05
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Imagine an e-mail finding you well.
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04-28-2022 01:35
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, ‘Is this stool taken?’
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05-23-2022 02:22
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