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   messageicon f a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
←Rate | 09-13-2013 23:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think money attracts the females you want, struggle attracts the woman you need..
←Rate | 12-29-2013 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth … and drink all the vodka inside … It seems to help
←Rate | 10-16-2015 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The saddest people in the world always seem to be the nicest.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon She wants to share a Facebook account? Run.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes The Best Things In Life Are Worth Waiting For.. So Wait For Me I Will Be Right Back...
←Rate | 05-24-2012 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying “I do.” They say “I accept the terms & conditions.”  
←Rate | 01-25-2012 16:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I pass you my phone to see a photo and you scroll through my other pics, they'll never find your body.
←Rate | 10-18-2013 22:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Dora the Explorer suffers a heart attack after discovering Google Maps.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are kinda like hamburgers on TV. They look good, but in real life, they're not that great.
←Rate | 12-30-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
←Rate | 07-23-2012 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear young girls losing their virginity... if you're age is on the clock, you're too young for the coc$.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think all the call of duty's should have a PS3 vs. XBOX online game mode.
←Rate | 12-03-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I don't tell anyone, doesn't mean that problems doesn't exist in my life.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Topless pictures of the Royal Family don't shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad carries pictures of me and my brother where his money used to be.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 23:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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