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f a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
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09-13-2013 23:22 by BEGO
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I think money attracts the females you want, struggle attracts the woman you need..
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12-29-2013 22:02 by BEGO
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I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”
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04-05-2014 21:45 by BEGO
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Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth … and drink all the vodka inside … It seems to help
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10-16-2015 22:06 by BEGO
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The saddest people in the world always seem to be the nicest.
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10-10-2012 22:18 by BEGO
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She wants to share a Facebook account? Run.
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03-22-2012 21:33 by BEGO
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Sometimes The Best Things In Life Are Worth Waiting For.. So Wait For Me I Will Be Right Back...
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05-24-2012 21:52 by BEGO
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NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying “I do.” They say “I accept the terms & conditions.”
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01-25-2012 16:00 by BEGO
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Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
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05-20-2012 22:38 by BEGO
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If I pass you my phone to see a photo and you scroll through my other pics, they'll never find your body.
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10-18-2013 22:52 by BEGO
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BREAKING NEWS: Dora the Explorer suffers a heart attack after discovering Google Maps.
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12-21-2012 21:06 by BEGO
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Relationships are kinda like hamburgers on TV. They look good, but in real life, they're not that great.
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12-30-2012 21:17 by BEGO
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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
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07-23-2012 22:22 by BEGO
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Dear young girls losing their virginity... if you're age is on the clock, you're too young for the coc$.
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04-09-2012 22:09 by BEGO
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I think all the call of duty's should have a PS3 vs. XBOX online game mode.
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12-03-2012 22:16 by BEGO
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It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten.
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04-24-2012 21:17 by BEGO
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Just because I don't tell anyone, doesn't mean that problems doesn't exist in my life.
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04-27-2012 21:31 by BEGO
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Topless pictures of the Royal Family don't shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would
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09-19-2012 21:14 by BEGO
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My dad carries pictures of me and my brother where his money used to be.
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05-04-2013 23:53 by BEGO
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My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
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02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO
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