Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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# # When it comes to poker...a good deal depends on a good deal. 
dreaming the dream but living living the nightmare
Most of the fun things I've done have never been smart ideas.
Why does Samsung think I want a TV that can update my Facebook status?
Do yourself a favor and stay off of a scale for at least a month! Trust me...
Five bucks says I'm totally broke.
YOU! Out of the Gene Pool.
advising others to be careful!! I am not currently medicated!!
Just put a down payment on my yellow submarine.
an aphrodisiac!
"As I said before,I never repeat myself"
war doesnt determin who is right... its who is left.
Wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way
putting "in bed" after all his friends facebook statuses.
drink up! And happy birthday to somebody somewhere.
In general, girls don't like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.
stands mighty in an elite group, Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow
The TSA, groping and handling more packages than USPS since 2001!
SKY news: 'parachute team die in plane crash'. Couldn't they just have jumped out?
Conserve energy, How would you feel if someone turned YOU on and then left? 