lemonpillow Funny Status Messages

   A blind Indian girl wanted me to touch her clothes to see how soft they were. I felt sari for her.

   ..when people write "is ;-)" as their stat message,you tend to think,well,if I was ";-)" would I stop and write a stat update about it? Obviously you're not ";-)" very well.

   ..is at home taking care of mum after her accident..she fell in front of a man and ended up with a big bump. A bit like how I was conceived,really ..

   ■I'm going to protect my statuses on Christmas this year so Santa can't “know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake.” Take that!

   My journey of a thousand miles began with a single step. But I had the wrong shoes on and now i've gone back a few paces.

   ..is tired of waking up to his antics so she set a trap last night..Jack Frost won't be nipping any noses now for a LONG time..

   I bought a dog and named him Stay. Poor thing gets confused when I call him "Come here,Stay!" "Come here,Stay!"

   ..i blame my typos on my years as a postwoman. Even today I cant help but miss a letter ot two..

   So far this year, my hindsight is only 20/10.

   ..was reading the bookThe Dog That Never Dies. She couldn't put it down.

   I identify as a donkey. My pronouns are Hee/Haw.