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When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.
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01-12-2012 21:18 by BEGO
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Life has no damn remote....get up and change it yourself!
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07-19-2010 20:58 by BEGO
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I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents.
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04-29-2012 22:34 by BEGO
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Dear Websites that automatically play loud videos, thanks for trying to get me fired!
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05-01-2012 21:42 by BEGO
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Black Friday...the day when normal people turn into zombies armed with shopping carts.
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11-24-2011 21:43 by BEGO
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Nothing says regret like the email address you made as a kid
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11-10-2012 21:55 by BEGO
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f by “Hold” you mean take a moment to reflect on your poor customer service and how I should take my business elsewhere? Then yes, I’ll hold.
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04-14-2013 21:39 by BEGO
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OK some Women want to be equal to Men... Send us flowers to work, pick us up for a date, open the car or any door for us, take us out to dinner and a movie flip the bill and leave the tip and you make the first move at the end of the date!!!
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01-10-2012 21:32 by BEGO
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Attractive person: Hey whats up? Me: Who paid you
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04-26-2013 21:24 by BEGO
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Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't even spell.
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09-26-2010 22:29 by BEGO
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Of course you can trust the government. Just ask a Native American how that worked out.
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09-19-2011 21:02 by BEGO
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At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life.
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11-09-2012 22:39 by BEGO
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You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like
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11-09-2012 22:50 by BEGO
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My girlfriend is walking out on me because of my obsession with Call of Duty. It's ok, she won't get far. I set up a claymore by the door.
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06-28-2012 22:20 by BEGO
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke
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04-13-2011 21:54 by BEGO
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People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments.
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08-02-2012 00:45 by BEGO
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16 and pregnant? What about 18 and graduated ? 22 and successful?
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06-03-2012 23:02 by BEGO
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Some people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.
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07-25-2010 22:48 by BEGO
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The less you give a f$ck, the happier you will be.
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05-08-2012 21:01 by BEGO
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Sometimes your mouth is like a zipper. By the time you realize it's open, it's already embarrassed you.
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05-27-2012 22:24 by BEGO
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