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   messageicon When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no damn remote....get up and change it yourself!
←Rate | 07-19-2010 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents.
←Rate | 04-29-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Websites that automatically play loud videos, thanks for trying to get me fired!
←Rate | 05-01-2012 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday...the day when normal people turn into zombies armed with shopping carts.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says regret like the email address you made as a kid
←Rate | 11-10-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon f by “Hold” you mean take a moment to reflect on your poor customer service and how I should take my business elsewhere? Then yes, I’ll hold.
←Rate | 04-14-2013 21:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK some Women want to be equal to Men... Send us flowers to work, pick us up for a date, open the car or any door for us, take us out to dinner and a movie flip the bill and leave the tip and you make the first move at the end of the date!!!
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attractive person: Hey whats up? Me: Who paid you
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't even spell.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course you can trust the government. Just ask a Native American how that worked out.
←Rate | 09-19-2011 21:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend is walking out on me because of my obsession with Call of Duty. It's ok, she won't get far. I set up a claymore by the door.
←Rate | 06-28-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke
←Rate | 04-13-2011 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments.
←Rate | 08-02-2012 00:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 16 and pregnant? What about 18 and graduated ? 22 and successful?
←Rate | 06-03-2012 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.
←Rate | 07-25-2010 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The less you give a f$ck, the happier you will be.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 21:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes your mouth is like a zipper. By the time you realize it's open, it's already embarrassed you.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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