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Women are as horny as men; they just hide their b0ners better.
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04-23-2012 14:30 by
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At 11:11 AM and PM today. It will be 11-11-11 11 11 and that doesn't mean sh!t. Carry on with your day folks.
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11-11-2011 11:42 by
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Seeking other people's approval is disapproving yourself.
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11-10-2011 12:41 by
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My girlfriend will never be able to satisfy my needs because what I need is a new girlfriend.
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10-13-2012 14:34 by
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You seem too lazy to file a restraining order. I like you.
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02-08-2016 13:55 by
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It's amazing how important someone can make you feel with a smile, a kind word or the occasional stalking.
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01-31-2014 02:04 by
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In hindsight, naming my animal control business "I'll Pound That P ussy" wasn't a very good idea.
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06-16-2015 14:27 by
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Over a thousand people die in Africa because of Ebola they get 10minute news coverage , one Australian is suspected to have Ebola gets hours of news coverage
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10-10-2014 05:12 by
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How to trick an idiot → (Click here for more...)
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04-28-2012 12:33 by
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You're either with me or a murder victim.
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11-24-2012 11:19 by
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If you don't drink, you're boring and all your stories end the same way with, “and then I got home and went to sleep.”
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03-10-2012 05:30 by
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GUY: Babe, let's go to the zoo! GIRL: Sorry but I'm not ready to meet your family.
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03-21-2012 10:39 by
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Jerk off so hard your sperm dies of shaken baby syndrome.
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05-09-2015 13:02 by
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I've got 66 problems and one of them is that I'm upside down
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01-12-2014 11:16 by
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When you're truly beautiful you don't need to remind people in every other selfie caption.
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10-06-2014 13:49 by
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An intervention, but for your selfies.
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04-30-2014 00:29 by
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My wife's safe word: "Not-tonight-honey"
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10-06-2012 10:16 by
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless you're on a diet.
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02-12-2014 13:34 by
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What do I have to do to get sent to your room?!
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03-26-2014 14:49 by
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I am just surprised your mouth isn't foot-shaped.
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10-25-2015 07:26 by
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