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   messageicon Question -- Should we either Heil Trump or burn crosses wearing white sheets in honor of Trump? Looking for a fun Thursday night activity.
←Rate | 03-10-2016 16:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump's first name is Rafael Trump. Let that sink in.
←Rate | 03-10-2016 10:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...
←Rate | 03-10-2016 09:19 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these fools comparing Trump to Hitler. Trump never had people killed... Hillary Clinton did.
←Rate | 03-10-2016 08:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:07 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:06 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Perhaps Donald Trump should educated all the uneducated people he continually thanks by giving them all scholarships to attend Trump University.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's so many pictures of trump thrusting an index finger at me in my timeline, I'm starting to feel violated and a little horny.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 13:33 by Karen Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why are all these liberals only going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected? What's wrong with Mexico?
←Rate | 03-09-2016 07:28 by That guy Comments (3)  


   messageicon Well ... Considering his past record ... My biggest worry about Donald Trump is that ... even if he actually proves to be a great president ..... I am still very concerned that he could still leave us for a younger, prettier country...
←Rate | 03-05-2016 19:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what race you're, if you have an ounce of human decency in you, you should find Donald Trump to be a repugnant . A real POS.
←Rate | 03-05-2016 00:40 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Donald Trump's adult sons looks like 80's movie villains you'd have to beat in a ski contest to save a shopping mall for a gang of lovable misfits.
←Rate | 03-05-2016 00:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People hate Trump but they secretly cry and wish they were a Billionaire too
←Rate | 03-04-2016 21:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fun game: Ask a Trump supporter which one of his proposed policies they like the best. Then sit back and enjoy the silence.
←Rate | 03-04-2016 19:17 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....
←Rate | 03-04-2016 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish the GOP had gone after Obama the way they're going after Trump.
←Rate | 03-04-2016 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quote from my 13yr old daughter, "I'm glad I don't live where Trump lives! He's an idiot! He's even dumber then our President!" We live in South Africa.
←Rate | 03-04-2016 07:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I take "Donald Duck" more serious than "Donald Trump"
←Rate | 03-04-2016 00:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: We all have that one special person whose presence just instantaneously angers us.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 16:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never ever let them go, unless his name is Donald J. Trump.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 16:54 Comments (0)  




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