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   messageicon Donald Trump's adult sons looks like 80's movie villains you'd have to beat in a ski contest to save a shopping mall for a gang of lovable misfits.
←Rate | 03-05-2016 00:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon People hate Trump but they secretly cry and wish they were a Billionaire too
←Rate | 03-04-2016 21:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fun game: Ask a Trump supporter which one of his proposed policies they like the best. Then sit back and enjoy the silence.
←Rate | 03-04-2016 19:17 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....
←Rate | 03-04-2016 16:02 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish the GOP had gone after Obama the way they're going after Trump.
←Rate | 03-04-2016 10:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Quote from my 13yr old daughter, "I'm glad I don't live where Trump lives! He's an idiot! He's even dumber then our President!" We live in South Africa.
←Rate | 03-04-2016 07:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I take "Donald Duck" more serious than "Donald Trump"
←Rate | 03-04-2016 00:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump: We all have that one special person whose presence just instantaneously angers us.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 16:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never ever let them go, unless his name is Donald J. Trump.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 16:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump....make America orange again.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 14:44 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump knows darn well who David Duke and the KKK are and he welcomes their endorsement. He just doesn't want to openly admit it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 10:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump....Going to Make America White Again
←Rate | 03-03-2016 09:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 07:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump fails to win the Presidency, perhaps he should apply to be the next Grand Wizard of the KKK.
←Rate | 03-02-2016 15:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm afraid if Trump wins he'll leave us for a younger, prettier country...
←Rate | 03-01-2016 22:24 by eengrms Comments (0)  

   messageicon If my grandkids ask how Trump got elected, I'm gonna say that Breaking Bad was so awesome that everyone in America ended up on Meth!
←Rate | 03-01-2016 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well if Donald said it, it must be true. So there you are, no one has done more for equality than he has. MLK could take lessons from Trump.
←Rate | 03-01-2016 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump Claims Ignorance of KKK, David Duke, While Obama Was Essentially Forced to Denounce Farrakhan — Why the Double Standard?
←Rate | 03-01-2016 10:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hillary and Trump already won. It's already been decided by the Illuminati and the lizard people from the center of the earth.
←Rate | 03-01-2016 07:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Make America Great Again! Deport Trump...
←Rate | 02-28-2016 21:28 Comments (2)  

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