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If you travel to Mexico Donald Trump will require you to help pay for the wall.
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07-04-2016 21:18
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Enjoy your last Independence Day before it's renamed Trump Day.
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07-04-2016 21:15
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just Who is Donald Trump's campaign manager now anyway???
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07-03-2016 14:17
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GOP Convention Speakers: 1) Donald Trump's kids. 2) Donald Trump's wife. 3) Donald Trump's grandma. 4) Donald Trump's barber.
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07-02-2016 15:38
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If Trump and Hillary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.
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07-02-2016 14:40
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Just wondering if Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps will be even more patriotic this Fourth of July.
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07-01-2016 16:36
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Hillary Clinton has been on more private jets than Donald Trump ..... and hasn't paid for a single one of them ...
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06-30-2016 19:22
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Trump will predict your weight. But if he gets it wrong you win a stuffed animal. No, one of the small ones the big ones are for show.
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06-30-2016 02:20
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The way things are going, the only corporate sponsor of the Republican convention will be Trump Steaks.
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06-29-2016 15:12
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America and Britain are having a competition on who can f*ck themselves up the most. Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.
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06-29-2016 14:43
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If the White House really wants to close Guantanamo Bay, why not just appoint Donald Trump its new CEO?
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06-26-2016 22:44
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Donald Trump "has accepted a relationship with Christ". No word yet on if he plans on leaving him for a younger, prettier messiah.
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06-26-2016 01:40
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The United Kingdom just asked Donald Trump's father for a small loan.
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06-26-2016 01:34
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Eric Cartman was Donald Trump before Donald Trump became Donald Trump.
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06-25-2016 13:17
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Sarah Palin still a Trump loyalist?
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06-24-2016 12:21
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Nothing says America needs a third viable political party like having Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton as presidential candidates for the Republican and Democratic Parties respectively.
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06-23-2016 23:56
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"Scots love me and I love those haggis smelling weirdos who wear those little girlie skirts!" -Trump, eventually, during his Scotland trip.
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06-23-2016 18:27
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All I am saying is if Donald Trump was really a friend of the Gay people, one of them would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.
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06-23-2016 00:16 by Baddie
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Donald Trump's spokesperson, Katrina Pierson, is now comparing him to Walt Disney and Henry Ford. Two of the most famous Nazi sympathizers.
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06-22-2016 23:54
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Donald Trump has great respect for women in general, according to his new publicist Mrs. Doubtfire.
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06-21-2016 16:20
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