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   messageicon wants money for nothing and the chicks for free.
←Rate | 09-15-2009 02:27 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you, but I'm sick of seeing disabled people being pushed around...
←Rate | 09-12-2009 15:27 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
←Rate | 09-05-2009 08:25 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
←Rate | 09-05-2009 05:28 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it will take 20 episodes.
←Rate | 09-02-2009 14:44 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon My hamster died today He fell asleep at the wheel.
←Rate | 09-01-2009 17:55 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
←Rate | 08-25-2009 14:53 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.14159265 dead.
←Rate | 08-24-2009 15:35 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standard
←Rate | 07-20-2009 15:16 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 03:37 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  




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