wolf Funny Status Messages

   Women are like beer, some go down better then others..

   It's so hott, I just seen a bird blow on a worm before it ate it..

   Im gunna make a copy of my facebook and sell it..

   I'm the one who screwed you all, but thanks for blaming the black guy.. George. Bush

   You know why they call it golf? Cause all the other four letter words were taken!!

   Hey Obama, I could really use that "change" right now! I'm at the gas pump and could really use some extra quarters!!

   Q: What do you call a Packers fan holding a bottle of champagne after the Super Bowl? A: Waiter.

   Mmmm, plumpkins..

   I walk light so I don't piss the ground off..

   n't today smile like a doughnut day! Happy 10-10-10 ;)

   You weren't the first to stake the flag son,but you walked on the moon..

   I throw my can up in the air sometimes saying AYO where out of beer YO..

   Dear Mother Nature, I know you've been on the rag lately, but who lit the fuse on your tampon?!?!

   I'm gathering game request to throw back at you!

   Believe in God like y’all believe in that Toilet paper and y’all will be Ok..🤧

   Don't forget to thank the Moms too for putting up with the Fathers all along, cause without them their wouldn't be any Dads!!

   Today January 68th or is it the 69th...