MarkF Funny Status Messages

   wondering why cameras have round lenses that take square pictures.

   What happens if pasta touches antipasta?

   10 yr old suspended from school for pointing finger like a gun. Where will this end? If fingers are outlawed, only 10 yr olds will have fingers.

   confused. Oh wait, maybe not.

   not thinking too much today, therefore I might not be.

   thinks it is hilarious that the Wall St. protestors hate big corporations, wearing their GAP jeans, taking pictures with their Motorola camera phones, and drinking from Dasani water bottles.

   sad that '24' is coming to an end after 8 seasons. I have given 8 whole days of my life to this series.

   longing for the good old days when "Anarchists" were protesting for something other than more government.

   cautious. There is a "Stop Time" button on the microwave that was probably supposed to read "Stop Timer" but I don't press it, just in case.

   secretly wishes Michael had gone ahead and body-slammed Ryan Seacrest last night.

   Email your congressman and demand recognition for Precedents Day! So what if we never had one before.

   going over to the dark side...I figure it's just a burnt lightbulb needs replacing.

   I think my superpower is making mountains out out of molehills.

   thinks "going to the gym" should mean more than just walking there and then walking home.

   thinks the markets are sliding faster today than a disgruntled flight attendant.

   glad to hear that the IRS is finally concerned that some people have been trying without success to dial the IRS Taxpayer Assistance Hot Line since 1984.

   waiting for Congress to demand hearings on the $45M bailout and golden parachute for Conan O'Brien. Oh wait, we only do that for CEOs of large companies - my bad.

   somehow misplaced his copy of 'Organization for Dummies.'

   The most impoprtant thing I have learned about parenthood is many times my parents must have come close to child murder.

   Now that presidential spokesman Jay Carney is no longer a government employee, I am expecting him to rush right out and sign up for ObamaCare.