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   messageicon Admit it. You're secretly hoping Samuel L. Jackson flips out and drops the "F-Bomb" on those Capitol One commercials.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 13:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 22:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a collection of unfinished songs Michael Jackson left behind.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that we've seen Nancy Grace's nipple on Dancing with the Stars, the FCC should pay Janet Jackson back every dime
←Rate | 09-28-2011 05:59 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could have seen a better halftime show at Planned Parenthood. I miss Janet Jackson's tits.
←Rate | 02-07-2016 20:55 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon THANK GOD THEY FOUND BALLOON BOY! THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ORDERING TAKE OUT FROM HEAVEN.
←Rate | 10-21-2009 10:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what did Micahel Jackson Love about twenty five year olds........there was 20 of em
←Rate | 03-09-2014 14:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy that the "balloon boy" is safe...for a minute there I thought maybe Michael Jackson ordered carry-out from heaven!
←Rate | 10-20-2009 23:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do michael jackson and cavier have in common? They both come on little crackers.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry black man asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face
←Rate | 01-21-2010 20:31 by rush1oc@yahoo.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?
←Rate | 11-15-2011 13:43 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.
←Rate | 03-26-2011 18:56 by @mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet
←Rate | 04-10-2012 22:26 by chicagojoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry bl@k m@n asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 10:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just read the entire Michael Jackson will -- turns out the doggone girl is mine.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 14:54 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did Michael Jackson have in common with the Chicago Cubs? He wore a single glove on his left hand, but it served no real purpose.
←Rate | 04-24-2014 13:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?
←Rate | 07-12-2009 12:02 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
←Rate | 01-20-2010 12:52 Comments (0)  



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