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   messageicon If I’ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die
←Rate | 08-23-2014 06:28 by Huck Comments (2)  

   messageicon Anyone who says you can't judge a book by its cover hasn't seen the cover of “The Big Book of Huge Breasts”.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 06:29 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just assassinated a huge spider with a slingshot and a Flintstone vitamin if anyone's looking for a bodyguard.
←Rate | 04-04-2013 05:49 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon I party like a rockstar. A very poor rockstar who isn't in a band any more.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 06:14 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's not that I'm judging you, but you hung your toilet roll the wrong way and I just think it best if we never spoke again.
←Rate | 04-23-2014 05:37 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
←Rate | 11-23-2014 07:18 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Back in my day recess was where they sent us to play on a rusty death trap and now kids can't eat gluten.
←Rate | 05-31-2015 07:47 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm offering a cyber bullying self-defense course at the YMCA where we aggressively close browser windows and switch computers off
←Rate | 12-23-2013 06:27 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news' annual turkey fryer accident story?
←Rate | 11-28-2013 02:03 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon My exercise tape is just various clips of me driving past the gym.
←Rate | 04-13-2015 13:00 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Auld Lang Syne" is too good to save for New Year's — I like to pump that jam in the middle of summer, with the top down
←Rate | 12-31-2013 10:00 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends
←Rate | 07-24-2016 07:40 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?
←Rate | 11-19-2012 06:05 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 12:14 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Gotham City criminals, why isn’t the first thing on your to-do list “Unplug the Bat Signal”?
←Rate | 04-17-2014 09:58 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there's something seriously wrong with Eeyore
←Rate | 12-06-2014 06:57 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I see a suggestion box, I put in, "Get rid of suggestion box."
←Rate | 07-05-2015 19:51 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 05:45 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon MTV to Ring in New Year With Ke$ha and 'Jersey Shore' Cast. So if the world ends on the 21st, it will at least spare us that.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 06:18 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 06:31 by Huck Comments (0)  

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