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   messageicon Thank you hot syrupy flavor, every morning I wake to savor, I drink you with one eye sleepy that fact I can rhyme this early is kinda creepy
←Rate | 11-02-2011 11:01 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon We should feed tuna fish mayonnaise, thereby saving a step in the sandwich making process
←Rate | 10-13-2011 21:51 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were a midget I would so score candy on Halloween
←Rate | 09-27-2011 20:29 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just watched 'Pan Am" ….. Now there's an example where the union seniority killed the industry, all those lovely stewardesses are now old flight attendants
←Rate | 09-26-2011 02:11 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon In memory of 9/11 I am teaching my kids the pledge of allegiance like everyone was taught when I was a kid
←Rate | 09-11-2011 02:14 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon my sleep number is 80 proof
←Rate | 08-31-2011 20:37 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Celebrities of old had talent and class! Why then are the likes of the Kardashians and Hiltons considered celebrities when they have neither?
←Rate | 08-20-2011 12:35 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kate plus eight is being cancelled, I think we can all together say eight times....thank God!
←Rate | 08-15-2011 23:34 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to a movie tonight with 18 blonds!!! they said because 18 and under was not allowed
←Rate | 07-08-2011 02:44 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon What good is one phone call in jail if they won't let me use my cell to find the number, no one remembers phone numbers these days!
←Rate | 06-27-2011 23:26 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon finally its Jail for Whitey Bulger, brings a new meaning to tighty Whitey
←Rate | 06-23-2011 04:57 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Terrorists are like salmon, life is good until the seals show up
←Rate | 06-12-2011 20:38 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching this NBA game makes me miss the great Larry Bird days, now its all showboating and apparently there is an "I" in team.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:46 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBQ rule: no drama goes on at my BBQ, if your'e in a fight with your mate don't come, if you just broke up and want to talk about it call a family member, BBQs are for FUN only
←Rate | 06-01-2011 20:00 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon You said you would go out with me only if it were our last day on earth... my pickup line tonight
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:48 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Met my new gf, a spark came between us…..WOW those taser guns are well worth the money!
←Rate | 04-12-2011 03:44 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
←Rate | 04-10-2011 18:49 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can always tell which friends have no life, you can never get a poke up on them.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:04 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watched the "Notebook" & "Rudy" ...NO I didn't cry! but I want to go out for an ice cream now
←Rate | 02-13-2011 01:35 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I wanted patience I would have been a doctor!
←Rate | 01-11-2011 02:03 by smeebert Comments (0)  




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