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   messageicon Sharting: (verb) when you try to cut the cheese and get the whole nacho dip.
←Rate | 05-21-2010 10:27 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's always nice to have a baker's dozen of something, unless it's like stab wounds or something.
←Rate | 05-18-2010 05:56 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided to burn some calories this weekend so I set a fat kid on fire.
←Rate | 05-17-2010 07:45 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon People never say, "Boy that was sure a great Ben Affleck movie".
←Rate | 05-15-2010 11:45 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon has been told by many I need to watch my language on Facebook. So for everyone that doesn't like my language, "coitus you."
←Rate | 05-11-2010 13:39 by Leeferd Comments (2)  


   messageicon watching his 401k descend like a drug addled hooker with vertigo.
←Rate | 05-06-2010 18:51 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if criminals are starting to catch on that there isn't a lot of crime fighting happening during LOST?
←Rate | 05-06-2010 07:26 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you wonder why people look back at the same spot when they trip over it? As if the sidewalk is going to talk back or laugh at them.
←Rate | 05-03-2010 10:13 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw Jack B. Nimble today at the candlestick store. Don't know why he has to jump over those things! Seems too risky.
←Rate | 05-03-2010 10:09 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hiring someone attractive does necessarily not mean they will be a productive employee...unless this person is a prostitute.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 08:58 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon After hearing someone just ramble on and on on the phone or in person, don't you just wish they would become verbally impotent?
←Rate | 04-24-2010 11:48 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Wendy's, I so love your delicious, frozen treat called the Frosty. May I make a suggestion? Instead of a plastic straw, could you please substitute this with a bamboo straw? I'm tired of the plastic straws collapsing on me.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 17:52 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can make the same drive 100's of times but a good dense fog makes it feel like a totally new experience.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 08:28 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to the segment on American Idol's "Idol Gives Back", they just showed $10 was able to purchase 90 lbs of food. Where do these people shop? I can't do that at Wal-Mart, Kroger, or any other place.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 23:17 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon handing out "damns" because so many people say I give them.
←Rate | 04-20-2010 14:39 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever just met someone you want to put in a large trash bag filled with a couple cinder blocks and drop them from a bridge? No? Me neither.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 12:21 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to remind everyone that today is "Spay & Neuter Your Rednecks Day."
←Rate | 04-12-2010 10:45 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out & my pants off but that doesn't narrow it down much.
←Rate | 04-09-2010 08:17 by Leeferd Comments (4)  


   messageicon Can people just go for a bike ride without having to dress up like some Lance Armstrong clone?
←Rate | 04-07-2010 07:40 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love to make your own homemade beef jerky, don't get a vanity tag for your vehicle that says "LUV2JERK." People will laugh at you.
←Rate | 04-01-2010 16:54 by Leeferd Comments (0)  




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