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   messageicon I am not joking who ever pissed off mother nature Stop!
←Rate | 01-24-2014 21:13 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon she said she was getting close to 40 and I ask from what side?
←Rate | 01-23-2014 19:07 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 20:28 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 20:26 by flipphonescott Comments (1)  


   messageicon you have 1 more see whats left,been damaged, left for dead, returned already what the heck is that? shopping day left!
←Rate | 12-23-2013 22:33 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am the guy in the middle in the kmart joe boxer ad!
←Rate | 12-17-2013 21:12 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon this fat free dinner taste like sadness!
←Rate | 12-16-2013 21:17 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon My credit score looks like the speed limit!
←Rate | 12-05-2013 21:16 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am going antiquing! at my age that means I am looking for chicks
←Rate | 11-17-2013 15:26 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my ass?
←Rate | 11-13-2013 17:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup,,, and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever
←Rate | 11-13-2013 17:36 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon alone with my thoughts and 8 lbs of reeses cups and kit kats
←Rate | 10-31-2013 16:41 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon today was a female canine kind of a day!
←Rate | 10-29-2013 19:25 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHATS THE NAME OF THE SHOW WHERE THEY CATCH CRABS " JERSEY SHORE"
←Rate | 10-25-2013 22:06 by FLIPPHONESCOTT Comments (0)  


   messageicon do the indianapolis colts play at home this week? anybody?
←Rate | 10-18-2013 22:34 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about free healthcare and how much it's going to cost me?
←Rate | 10-11-2013 21:08 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think this world wide web thing has ran is course!
←Rate | 09-18-2013 18:54 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Mother Nature wants to be a dirty girl!
←Rate | 09-12-2013 21:27 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have a bad moisture-induced glitter clump problem!
←Rate | 09-10-2013 21:22 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon when did the world give up on Common Courtesy
←Rate | 09-06-2013 22:39 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  




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