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   messageicon I just saw a message in my alphabet soup. It says OOOOOO. Oh wait….I'm eating Cheerios
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:59 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon God: An invisible friend for adults
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:45 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:44 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed & horny...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:42 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon being a mother is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave:S
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:23 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My night and shining armor, ending up being a retard in tin foil;)
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:02 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Random thought of the day: If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would you be stoned off your ass?
←Rate | 04-17-2010 11:13 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Says: He may wear the pants.. But I CONTROL The Zipper!! hehehe!
←Rate | 04-12-2010 14:56 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it!
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:05 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the roomates away, in my underwear I will stay
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:04 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the mini skirt gets any shorter...women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, & a little more hair to comb"
←Rate | 04-09-2010 11:39 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's going on vacation and coming back on probation.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 13:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My second favourite household chore is laundry. My first favourite is being hit in the head repeatedly by the ceiling fan blades until I faint.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:07 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:58 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon Irony: a fat guy at walmart getting his blood pressure checked with two big bags of doritos in his other hand:D
←Rate | 03-22-2010 23:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored, and go for a stroll out through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.
←Rate | 03-22-2010 01:20 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon Are both your parents retarded? Because you seem very special?
←Rate | 03-20-2010 15:21 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say I have an attitude problem. I disagree. It's my attitude, but it's their problem!!!
←Rate | 03-20-2010 15:19 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it werent for the gutter my mind would be homeless!!!
←Rate | 03-18-2010 16:41 by ANGELA Comments (1)  




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