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   messageicon JUDAS: "Still on for friday?" JESUS: "Friday?" JUDAS: "Yeah, you know, the Last Supper" JESUS: "The what?!?" JUDAS: "the Supper, just the Normal Everyday Supper"
←Rate | 03-04-2015 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part about being at work on Friday is that it gives me 9 hours to figure out what I'm going to drink tonight.
←Rate | 02-20-2015 08:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think it's logical to hate the player, without players there would be no game and I would have a date for Friday night
←Rate | 02-05-2015 09:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon on this very day 125 years ago it was also a Friday TGIF
←Rate | 01-30-2015 12:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just read an article that Black Friday in Ferguson was a smash hit....
←Rate | 12-11-2014 19:39 by Tanzarian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Celebrating "Thank-The-Lord-That-Stupid-Brown-Thursday-Black-Friday-Cyber-Monday-Marketing-Crap-Is-Over" Tuesday.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 15:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year
←Rate | 12-02-2014 12:48 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Taco Bell breakfast taste like I don't get paid till Friday.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 08:11 by Ro Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: The day you spend hundreds of dollars on possessions to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in possessions.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 20:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 17:03 by pipo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday lines this year..
←Rate | 11-28-2014 15:45 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon Take it easy this Black Friday, (try not to trample anyone to death) because it isn't supposed to look like a riot you idiots... Shop online like a real modern American!
←Rate | 11-28-2014 15:39 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Orange is the new Black, so....Have a great Orange Friday
←Rate | 11-28-2014 10:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday shopping is unnecessary when you already did your shopping on looters Tuesday.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 07:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BLACK FRIDAY, when people trample others for cheap goods mere hours after being thankful for what they already have
←Rate | 11-28-2014 04:12 by stupid yanks Comments (1)  

   messageicon There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off
←Rate | 11-28-2014 01:54 by Kisstopher707 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Black Friday: Because it's supposed to look like a riot
←Rate | 11-27-2014 15:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.
←Rate | 11-26-2014 05:44 by Uncle Bubba Comments (1)  

   messageicon Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right
←Rate | 11-25-2014 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
←Rate | 11-25-2014 08:11 by MWC Comments (0)  

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