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   messageicon I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year
←Rate | 12-02-2014 12:48 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Taco Bell breakfast taste like I don't get paid till Friday.
←Rate | 12-02-2014 08:11 by Ro Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: The day you spend hundreds of dollars on possessions to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in possessions.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 20:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 17:03 by pipo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday lines this year..
←Rate | 11-28-2014 15:45 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon Take it easy this Black Friday, (try not to trample anyone to death) because it isn't supposed to look like a riot you idiots... Shop online like a real modern American!
←Rate | 11-28-2014 15:39 by John Y Comments (0)  

   messageicon Orange is the new Black, so....Have a great Orange Friday
←Rate | 11-28-2014 10:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday shopping is unnecessary when you already did your shopping on looters Tuesday.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 07:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BLACK FRIDAY, when people trample others for cheap goods mere hours after being thankful for what they already have
←Rate | 11-28-2014 04:12 by stupid yanks Comments (1)  

   messageicon There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off
←Rate | 11-28-2014 01:54 by Kisstopher707 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Black Friday: Because it's supposed to look like a riot
←Rate | 11-27-2014 15:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.
←Rate | 11-26-2014 05:44 by Uncle Bubba Comments (1)  

   messageicon Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right
←Rate | 11-25-2014 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
←Rate | 11-25-2014 08:11 by MWC Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:02 by derfmeister Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls
←Rate | 11-24-2014 11:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?
←Rate | 11-24-2014 08:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.
←Rate | 11-22-2014 08:39 by @mykelhawk Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's only October 17th and I'm already sick of seeing anything regarding black friday .. seriously people have you no respect?? its african-american friday, dammit!
←Rate | 10-17-2014 16:05 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Possible "Breaking Amish" sequels:.. #1:Friday Night Without Lights... #2:That 1870's Show... #3:The Big Barn Theory...#4:Not-Modern Family
←Rate | 09-26-2014 19:12 by snotty Comments (0)  

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