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   messageicon The party's not over 'till you smile for the mugshot. ;-p
←Rate | 11-18-2013 20:10 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im thinking of changing my name to Reason.... Because no one ever listens to me.
←Rate | 11-18-2013 20:11 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon t amazes me that Playboy have explored the idea of making pop-up books yet.
←Rate | 11-19-2013 21:12 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon To drink or not to drink!? What a stupid question!
←Rate | 11-22-2013 02:10 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon To drink or not to drink!? What a stupid question!
←Rate | 11-22-2013 12:50 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanksgiving may be the only time some people in California see real breasts
←Rate | 11-24-2013 04:30 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "I'm sexy" ...in braille.
←Rate | 11-26-2013 01:37 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not part of the solution, you may be part of the team I work for...
←Rate | 11-27-2013 08:09 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Talking to me this morning is like trying to dribble a ball with not enough air in it.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 08:44 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If watching the big-screen TV with a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy...
←Rate | 11-29-2013 12:47 by YODA Comments (1)  


   messageicon I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim
←Rate | 12-03-2013 07:49 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol does NOT make you fat, it makes you LEAN...against tables, chairs and walls...
←Rate | 12-05-2013 04:30 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are givers and takers in this world... Takers eat better, givers sleep better
←Rate | 12-06-2013 00:32 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the holidays, I'd rather check my facebook than face my checkbook...
←Rate | 12-09-2013 05:52 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a "for lease" sign, I painted "navidad" under it ...
←Rate | 12-11-2013 04:34 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to complain aobut how much a cup of coffee was at Starbucks... after seeing how much a "cup" is at the VIctoria Secret Fashion show, I'm getting a GREAT deal at Starbucks...
←Rate | 12-11-2013 05:01 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The mega winner says she picked the numbers by her kids birthdays… Please tell me what month has 39 days
←Rate | 12-19-2013 09:32 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body....
←Rate | 01-06-2014 07:59 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone tell the Broncos what time the game started?
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:04 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sitting here watching the "Biggest Loser" season finale... uh, thought I would see the Broncos....
←Rate | 02-04-2014 22:23 by YODA Comments (0)  




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