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   messageicon You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 05:50 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout Out to the first person to post a Youtube video on Facebook.... Happy now?
←Rate | 03-24-2012 15:50 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon As far as Miss Universe Canada is concerned, it seems the "Miss" part of the competition has to start at birth...
←Rate | 03-27-2012 07:34 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon just waking up... (yawn) So, did Jesus see his shadow when he came out of the cave?
←Rate | 04-08-2012 09:00 by Steve OH Comments (1)  


   messageicon watching the local weather girl and have no idea what it's gonna be like today....
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:31 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon first 5 seconds are about the pill. the following 25 are about what could go wrong?? is it me????
←Rate | 04-10-2012 20:11 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder where hoarders come from? have a Yard Sale....
←Rate | 04-13-2012 19:37 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saturday... When adding whiskey to your coffee is NOT frowned upon.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 08:28 by Steve OH Comments (1)  


   messageicon Insanity doesn't RUN in my family. It just STROLLS around, taking it's sweet time....
←Rate | 04-15-2012 08:26 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in my day we went to the bathroom to use it, not take a picture of yourself...
←Rate | 04-15-2012 08:40 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why the need to pee intensifies by a million when you're trying to unlock the door?
←Rate | 04-16-2012 09:55 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't ya hate it when it's real quiet in a meeting and your hungry stomach decides to make those "dying whale" sounds...
←Rate | 04-16-2012 09:59 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll check again but i'm pretty sure I could care less that Brad and Angelina are getting married...
←Rate | 04-16-2012 10:51 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon i've always wanted to walk to a stranger, hand them a briefcase and whisper, "You know what to do." and walk away....
←Rate | 04-16-2012 16:40 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing better than coming home from work, pop open a beer and watch the dog drag a$$ on the carpet.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 18:11 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out...
←Rate | 04-28-2012 07:52 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has saved me thousands of dollars on Birthday Cards!!! (suck it hallmark)
←Rate | 04-28-2012 08:30 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon TEQUILA wants to know... Have you hugged your toilet today?
←Rate | 04-28-2012 16:54 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any of my DIY friends need a "Stud Finder"?? Nothing wrong with it, just every time I pick it up to use it... the damn thing goes crazy!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2012 19:00 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon an idiot!!! there... happy now? thanks for all of your anonymous contributions too.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 20:44 by Steve OH Comments (0)  




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