Funny Status Message #96993
X says Nothing better than coming home from work, pop open a beer and watch the dog drag a$$ on the carpet.
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- # 136873 The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.
- # 209945 If this were real life, and the odd loser who we watch get triggered here due to our posts was sitting across from us at a bar? Crying? We would drag him outside, and beat the sh*t out of him. Then, we'd take his wife home and play "rotisserie".
- # 50769 Just work up from a well deserved nap. Now, I'm well rested to watch some TV once I get home from work.
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