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   messageicon I watched my first Porn the other day. I looked so much younger back then!
←Rate | 09-08-2012 03:13 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon My therapist told me I should quit drinking alcohol and caffeine. I laughed and said "Maybe you're the crazy one!!"
←Rate | 09-13-2012 12:11 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say alcohol kills people. Lets not forget how many people were born because of it.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 17:16 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I can say is Thank You Sandy for giving me a break from the Election!
←Rate | 10-30-2012 06:49 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just put pop rocks in the kitty litter!
←Rate | 11-12-2012 15:16 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend told me not to say anything about her new boyfriends lazy eye, so I made sure to give numerous compliments on his normal one.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 16:18 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets elect a black pope! Said no Catholic ever.....
←Rate | 03-12-2013 18:32 by Reznor Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you see a guy with no arms and your first thought is "My god how does he drink his beer??", You might be an alcoholic.
←Rate | 04-02-2013 01:06 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just booked my Spring Break vacation in North Korea! I can't believe the cheap deal I got!!
←Rate | 04-11-2013 19:07 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could of been locked up in a basement for 10 years. I could of missed Jersey Shore and that whole Bieber Fever thing!!
←Rate | 05-08-2013 14:51 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon 30 minutes till the Walking Dead!
←Rate | 02-09-2014 20:30 by Reznor Comments (0)  



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