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   messageicon why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward
←Rate | 05-19-2013 11:45 by HiYourJon Comments (1)  


   messageicon Next time your sit at a McDonald's playland and a parent asks you, "Which one is yours?" Say, "I haven’t picked one out yet!" It's worth it.
←Rate | 05-19-2013 11:54 by HiYourJon Comments (1)  


   messageicon In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 15:25 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Microsoft really can't count. Windows 95, 98, 2000, 7. Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox 1.
←Rate | 05-23-2013 00:05 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shooting pool and darts are just sports for alcoholics.
←Rate | 05-23-2013 00:57 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon "good goin' there einstein" "yeah way to go, einstein!" "nice move, einstein!" - the Einstein family reunion annual softball game
←Rate | 05-23-2013 15:56 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Doctor says I'm a serious alcoholic, but I think I'm more of a funny alcoholic.
←Rate | 05-25-2013 14:40 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When they say "all expenses paid," does that include bail?
←Rate | 05-26-2013 22:53 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do people dumb enough to buy $500 sunglasses make enough money to buy $500 sunglasses?
←Rate | 05-26-2013 23:14 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your hat is intentionally crooked while you are pushing a stroller then we know your child was an accident.
←Rate | 05-27-2013 23:12 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The weather is so hot it just told me I’d make a great friend.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 13:30 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon internet ad: "are you tired of jerking off?" no
←Rate | 06-01-2013 13:23 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roll up to Uhaul store, roll down all the windows, blast "I Like to Move It" until they call the police
←Rate | 06-01-2013 22:56 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon God put a woman in the bible and she ruined the whole book in the first chapter
←Rate | 06-02-2013 01:13 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had a kid that was a Belieber I'd lock them in a room with the White Album playing until they snapped out of it
←Rate | 06-02-2013 22:13 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like every episode of Cops was filmed in June of 1993.
←Rate | 06-03-2013 15:00 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
←Rate | 06-03-2013 15:44 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I'd say I'm about 74% Rice Krispies.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 18:48 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally got one of those "Stop Bullying" bracelets... I stole it off of some nerd at the park.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 20:42 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thesaurus .cōm is down which is inconvenient and also inconvenient.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 21:07 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  




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